#mer!nikolai

[kaeyx]

i recall reading something about male cuttlefish disguising as a female to mate with one… and i thought about mer!kolya crossdressing to smash :3c

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Omg that would be lowkey so cute.... in Nikolai's own weird, fucked up way. Like sure he'd observe humans on the coast trying to learn what they consider "female looking" to be, but he'd also drag some poor woman into the water in attempt to take her clothes or hair and put them on himself instead. He's well intentioned!!

[kaeyx]

LOVED the mad merlovecraft and egoistical merfedya ask!

I'd like to propose an idea..the same thing but with squid!Nikolai..you're so fragile so sweet so cute so kind he can't have someone like Fyodor wanting you!! He doesn't know how to handle something so fragile like you!! Plus Nikolai already claimed you! You're his end period. He will actively fight off fedya blowing ink in his face and dissapearing with you wrapped in his tentacles..

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Ough Nikolai deciding you're something so cute and helpless especially in the water, he knows Fyodor would step all over you and treat you bad. He can't have someone as sweet as you being around someone like him.

[kaeyx]

We need more of squid Nikolai tbh he's so cute

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He's so cute and so sneaky too, his favourite pass time is sneaking up under you and dragging you down by the ankle, thinks it's soooo funny to watch your puny human legs kick for the surface. But he makes it up to you, he lets you braid his hair and brings you shiny things, even if he uses his tentacles to flick water onto you.

[kaeyx]

I wanna go back to the ask that was something of lines like" imagine eeldazai and squidnikolai both interested in you and fighting over you there will be link torn off' I think dazai is longer but Nikolai is bulkier like his human part has way more muscle than dazai,I think both have sharp teeth so teeth class and tentacles ("tail" for dazai) will be the main weapons against eachother, Nikolai has also the advantage of ink but I think dazai has greater sense of smell and sight so he's faster than Nikolai. But then Nikolai can form multiple limb or tentacles to wrap around dazai. I imagine when they finally go at eachother while you sit on a rock right where the fight is happening you don't think they're actually trying to off eachother you honestly think they're playing yes they're trying to bite chunks off eachother and strangle eachother but mers are way bigger and stronger than humans so what could look like a fight to you could be just a play for them.. right?.. except they're both of the mindset only one of them will walk away from this. Honestly I think the fight will end up in a tie both of them coming to you and sulking while you patch them up scolding then to play more gently next time. (They won't)

Well this has happened at least once.... a week. They never learn, so at some point you sit on a nearby rock and maybe chat with Chuuya/Sigma to pass the time while those two tear into each other. And then of course it's somehow your job to kiss all the boo boos and wrap them up and try to disinfect their wounds while they complain about it hurting.

[kaeyx]

How would mer nikolais dick look like if he's a squid..would it be just like a tentacle or

Maybe? I know octopus dicks are just one of their tentacles. I think you could customise it 👀 do You want him to have a human dick? A tentacle dick? A mix???

[kaeyx]

Squids are cold blooded so imagine mernikolai pressing his face into your tits wrapping all around your body and refusing to leave,you're so warm to him<33 he has a strong grip too

Yes <3 he likes the warmth and how squishy and tiny you are, and also all the fun noises you make when he squeezes you or his tentacles stray over certain parts of you! You're sooooo cute to him

[kaeyx]

I think squid Nikolai would be quite strong.. isn't squid ink bad for humans? Like he has already string muscular body

Squid Nikolai would be super strong! Especially compared to a human that's half or a third of his size and out of their element in the sea. I'm not sure about squid ink, all I know is that people for some reason put it in pasta? Idk about the nutritional value but I know it's not outright poisonous. Confusing if you're underwater and everything goes dark around you, only for a long, pale tentacle to emerge from the darkness and grab you. But. Not poisonous!

[kaeyx]

I want squidnikolai and eelzai to fight over me..my little bbgs

There Will be limbs ripped off, just saying. They can probably regow! But it's not going to be pretty