New Fic - merMAN
Oops, I mer!locked. And believe me when I say there is a shit tonne more where this came from. So if you happen to like mer!lock, then you're in luck.
So click that link because I know you want to.... http://archiveofourown.org/works/1072221
Summary:
Lore says that a kiss from a mermaid can save a sailor from drowning. And even if this preposterous fable was of truth, would it apply to a merman?
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“For the last time, John, I am a merman. Not a mermaid.” Sherlock dipped down beneath the glassy seawater before reappearing on the other side of the dock, his annoyance visible in the crease of his frown.
“Could’ve fooled me.” John spoke the words under his breath, but the mythical creature’s hearing was too perceptive to not pick it up.
“And what, pray tell, is that supposed to mean?”
Well, what harm ever came from getting sassy with a mermai… merman? “It means that with those luscious curls, sharp cheekbones, pouty lips, and the ability to change your mind at any given moment it’s no wonder I keep calling you a mermaid.”
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Yeah? You feeling the mer!lock loving yet??? I plan on writing some sort of mer!lock smut, I just have to figure out the logistics of how that would actually happen first, lol. It's not easy to just spring a dick up on a mermai...merman. But I'll figure it out, I'm sure of it. Maybe. Probably not. YAY FOR CONFIDENCE!!!