okay here's the big old pride post with my hcs for all of my active f/os and a couple of others i've got on the brain. under a cut because this is extremely long and it's essentially just me pointing at characters and going "lesbian" and then writing an entire paragraph about why.
dash: trans lesbian <3 you all know this one by now. one of the first characters i just couldn't read as anything Other than a lesbian to the point where i sometimes forget that it's not canon. (i mean there is the thing with applejack but i don't love to read that as canon for. like. jealousy based reasons. i get possessive sometimes it's sucky.) anyway. yeah. wuhluhwuh icon this rainbow horse
della: trans/nb lesbian :) in a reversal of what i'm pretty sure was the deal with most people, it doesn't take della long to figure out what's up with her gender but it takes her a lot longer to realize she likes girls and exclusively girls. after one particularly bad fling she asks me if there's a reason why she just doesn't feel anything for any of the guys she's been with, like is there something wrong with her, and i just go. you know you can...not date guys. and somehow that's when it clicks for her (the bad fling is the bio father of the kids. he's a dick and he sucks and everything i imagine about him is just a fuck you to the people who never shut up about hdl's biological dad. donald's doing great thank you very much)
mera: her aesthetic is the most nonbinary lesbian thing i've ever seen in my life HELLO. she makes one comment insinuating she's physically attracted to indus in ep 1 but that could just be admiration of his buff bod. mera's comphet attraction is overly buff muscleguys who are nice to her and my comphet attraction is tiny gremlin things who are the worst.
glados: say it with me now!! this robot is a lesbian!
pal: we know the drill babey (she's no gender because gendering ai makes you lame)
helen: pre-spiral helen is a cis lesbian. in the spiral she's a l̵̩̹̫̘͉̫̥͂̓̏̅̃͑̃̏̒̏͌̑̽̉̇͜o̷͓͍͓̤͓͚̠̙͠u̶̢͕̠̓̈́͌̓̉͐̋̂̅̃͘͝d̸̡̬̦͎̠͎̪̀̊̓͑̉͠ͅ ̸̨̧͚͋̊̃̂̓̀̕͠ş̷̨͓̲̪̭͙̮̙͉̤͗̈̉̃̿̎̽̅͋͜͝ͅͅt̵̳͉̞͇̺̖̬̪̏̌̽͆̋̑a̴̡̠̭̘̲̬͖͖̤̒͑̏̂̈́̀̏̽̚t̶͖͈͙̼̼̝̮̤̖̂̇͋͐i̴̳̘̙̙̳͔̓̽́̍͌͑̒̿͘̕͝c̸̛̻̫̲̹͔̝͚̹̱͉̦͍̩͍͆̌͋́́̊̏̂̆͜͠͠ ̸̧͇̮͚̲̳̙̹̲̦̱̣̤̬̾ṇ̴̡̫͐̀́̈̒ò̴̳̫̜͑͘i̶̡̛̹̹̖̥͍̦͎͈̬̲̊͒́̈́̊̾̅̚ͅs̷̛͙̞͙̥̗͇̄̇̄͛̏̚͜͠ë̶̢̬̱̬̰͈͖̬̩̱̀͂̒͜͝ lesbian. post-spiral helen can mess around with her gender a little bit because it's all fake anyway. and she still likes women <3
bernie: both bi and lesbian bernie hcs my beloved but here's my in-depth thoughts
trexel: i keep meaning to steal the url "bitrexual" to go with my podcast blog's url which is gayvid7. anyway yeah canon mspec doofus my beloved.
egoist: canon trans babey!!! his sexuality is whatever he feels like at the moment. he'll usually get a big crush on one specific person and agonize about it until either he or they do something about it. or he loses interest. i'm also trying to decide which flags go best with his color scheme because more of these than you'd think have something to do with what color they look best in.
thetis: lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian. idk what thetis' thoughts about marriage in the original greek were but considering madeline miller makes a point of emphasizing her disinterest in it as a character in soa and her disinterest in men as a whole, even when someone as high-level as zeus shows interest in her, i mean. come on, man. in a modern au achilles and thetis go to pride together and he's in a shirt that says "i love my lesbian mom" and she's in a shirt that says "i love my gay son." homophobic thetis truthers have literally not read tsoa correctly and that's not me being petty. that's genuinely not the interpretation you are supposed to take away from the text. i won't start my rant but if you WOULD like to hear me discuss thetis as an antagonist and exactly why she does what she does hit me up anytime, i have literally analyzed this for a grade. this is an area in which am quite knowledgeable.
rudyard: semi-canonically ace and sex-repulsed. absolute king shit of an asexual autistic goth, i love him dearly. he's probably trans. i've read one or two absolute banger wooden overcoats fics where one or both twins are trans and they always come up with the best stuff. you love to see it. his attraction is -terrified hiss-. he doesn't know what a crush is for his first 30 years of life and when he experiences one for the first time he thinks he's dying.
beidou: pingponging between pan and lesbian hcs for her. might settle on her sexuality simply being "be gay, do crime." her gender is pirate.
