she dark on my bramble till i Anglerfish Screech @kiwinatorwaffles - Tumblr Blog

hi guys

now that ive been using tumblr more why dont i make a real intro?

hi im kiwi and welcome to my blog!

i also go by fels/waffles and nathan/nate, but kiwi is generally preferred unless you already know someone named kiwi and need a way to distinguish.

i use both she/her and he/him pronouns, but honestly use whatever’s funniest. like call me bro if you want. my gender is The Bit. (but i only use gendered terms/honorifics)

i am a multifandom blog! but my main fandoms for now are hermitcraft + adjacent SMPs/evbo productions. i am an mcyt boy yes. i'm also hard fixated on team fortress 2 right now. i also post a lot about being aroace/aspec

and on the side there’s legend of zelda, ace attorney, undertale/deltarune and d&d/baldur's gate 3. also i never shut up about the loathing games so if youve played any of them.... put your fingers in my enclosure i wont bite i prommy

supporters of censorship are not welcome on my page. my art is not for fascists.

feel free to use my art for icons, banners, edits, dubs etc as long as you credit me.

i’m also a mod for @thelinkconvention (although i can’t check notifs very often) and i’m totally not a mod for @evilxdoodles but you should check it out wink wink nudge nudge

check out @wafflebirdemporium for updates on my etsy shop!

a lot of my art ideas and fics are co-written by my best friends and partners in crime @skyspersonalhell and @xylemblu :D

i try my best to write image descriptions for my art (which i put in the alt text) but i’m not always consistent :’] i appreciate any IDs people write for me!

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i absolutely LOVE grace's character arc in phm of learning how to be really truly selfless BUT the thing i don't get is people acting like that end state of selflessness is somehow this natural effortless default for him and not the cumulative result of very hard work and deliberate choices. grace's default state and the way he acts for most of that movie's runtime is this bizarre mix of entitlement and insecurity. he's like the classic undersocialized white male academic who both prides himself on self-sufficiency yet laments his isolation. he thinks he should be able to get whatever he wants. his personal comfort is worth more than everyone else's.

he's obviously the Fun Teacher but he still is slightly patronizing to those kids. they aren't stupid, they're paying attention to the news, they know what's going on with the sun and what the implications are. but he's talking down to them like they haven't figured out what the true stakes are when they clearly already have. it's sweet and noble to want to keep them calm, and sometimes keeping kids calm requires lying by omission, but the kids still had to trap him in the rules of his own hackey-sack game to get him to actually answer their damn questions instead of waving them off like he wanted to.

on some level he resents where he's at in his career and is ashamed of it, but at the same time, he insists he didn't do anything wrong to get there. he is shocked when somebody else is able to find out what he did and call him on acting like an innocent victim of censorship when he was actually excommunicated for his temper tantrums.

he enjoys all the freedom and authority of being the hotshot microbiologist on the project and fully believes he has worthwhile skills to contribute, but he wants none of the responsibility when it's time to put his money where his microscope is. he insists he knows what he's doing yet acts surprised and inconvenienced when people order him to do it. he is also upset that being privy to top secret intergovernmental information requires a limited range of movement and minimal exposure to the outside world.

he woke up on somebody else's spaceship with no memory of what it was out there for, what its budget was, or who was responsible for its deployment (any sane person would assume the answers to those questions are "something very important", "billions of dollars", and "government(s) that will likely not appreciate sabotage") and was immediately like "well let's scrub everything this ship was intended for so i can go home and be comfortable asap."

he was genuinely pissed off at the only other sapient lifeform around for lightyears, who had previously admitted to living in total isolation for decades and is clearly deeply traumatized by the all death and loneliness, for moving onto his ship so they can save their home planets more efficiently and socially.

the only belongings he will have access to for the forseeable future, his use of which the existences of entire stars are depending upon, are whatever's already on that ship, and he punched one of the damn laptops and broke it.

and again, like, HE GOT BETTER, he absolutely Learned His Lesson, but being a brave and protective guardian angel is still not his default state and it's something he had to first be completely broken down and humbled for. this guy went through a dickensian odyssey to learn the importance of generosity and charity.

like seriously we have got to stop always making the blonde one a sweetiepie, everyone's always hitting the blue eyed blondes with the princess peach beam and it drives me a little nuts. ryland grace would put a hole in drywall during an argument

#he WOULD put a hole through the drywall #i guess to grace’s credit rocky was pretty nonchalant about showing up on his ship i’d be surprised too #but yeah this is a guy who called his peer a staggering waste of carbon #you can be a kind person and an asshole at the same time #grace pussy now. but still dickhead. statement #reblogs #phm

stephdudette

So idk if you guys know of a game called Undertale. Its by Toby Radiation Fox, the guy who does homestuck music.

Well i started playing the demo, and that part with the flower, I thought it was gonna be all cute and nice.

BOY WAS I HELL WRONG. THAT FLOWER FREAKED THE HELL OUT OF ME. IM STILL SHAKING NOW.

someone calm me down. im not even 10 seconds and this is freaky. its like OFF but idk. sdjgklsdjg;lksdjg

imma keep playing though, hopefully it gets better

kittysnail-sadweasel

this is like dusting off an ancient relic

#LMFAOOOOOOOOOO #reblogs #undertale

pineappical

screenshot redraw that took FOREVER (it was 5 hours)

#holy crap op do you have carpal tunnel now #this is STUNNING #reblogs #cool art #phm

sol-flo

okayy here are the badges i made for the father's day push! it was themed after movies so: a bunch of posters. these were really really fun to do :)

#these are so cute #look out little dusthide!!!#reblogs #cool art #flight rising

zyzscribbles

Important question

awkwardbirdsdreaming

Okay but I think these two are onto something

verbrannt74

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

#OBSESSED #reblogs #bird #animals #cool art

havingapoemwithyou

After many springs by Langston Hughes

#oot link #to me #reblogs #writing

zhoudadudugongjin

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

zhoudadudugongjin

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

inthefallofasparrow

#CRYING #yeah they’d do that #honestly. pvp tabi about clown to me #reblogs #meme tag #writing

bulkhummus

i know for a fact you have to sign in to enter any school if you do not work there, and especially if you are not a parent, so at some point Eva Stratt had Carl hold up his badge so she could march past a retired cop who acts as a security guard for the school and everyone watches, mouth agape, as the woman walked into Grace's classroom

it was end of day - teachers stay late. kids have afterschool activities. Stratt and Carl are not familiar faces, which would have every adults head on a swivel who worked in a school. people would notice.

and i just know the rumors in the faculty room went fucking HARD the next day when Grace didn't show up to work

bulkhummus

thinking more about grace as a teacher

Avoids the faculty room like the plague

His classroom is NOT organized, there is shit everywhere - but he knows exactly where everything is

Goes out for lunch every day to eat his sad little sandwich on a bench in the sun

his prep is a lunch period so kids are ALWAYS in his room while hes trying to like grace and do other shit

Gets to work pretty early to prep for the day but leaves the moment the EOD bell rings which gets looks from other teachers

will speak up at faculty meetings - he never has a problem being an informative bitch at a faculty meeting and everyone loves and hates him for it

will always raise his hand to go on stage when they ask for teacher volunteers at an assembly

his do nows all have to do with relevant and contemporary research that he himself is interested in and keeps tabs on

he always 'forgets' to take attendance so he can have kids who need a break from sitting to bring it down to the office

his coworkers are convinced he's gay because he doesn't talk about his personal life and has no kids and teachers are gossip junkies

he only makes administrators who come in and have no idea how schools actually run use his Dr. title, everyone else can call him Mr.

He gets stuck with teaching health so he treats the human body and all that it does like its alien and the kids go nuts for it

all tests are open book because he firmly believes in utilizing resources

#i love this #i’m so normal about him #this is so cute fuucckckdkfkkkfkkckckckk #i would go to school if this was the teacher meme etc etc #reblogs #phm

asepriterico

#CRGEISNSABGAWKFJBRFKROFKGRKJFG #reblogs #cool art #deltarune

firefly464

Is this anything

rainfallsuphere

I propose an addition

parchmentengineer

Been thinking about this graph a little (actually been thinking about it a lot)

charlesoberonn

#i was literally gonna suggest the outer wilds quote #glad to see we’re all normal!#reblogs #isat #nitw #minecraft #outer wilds

rottingnia

i had a VERY IMPORTANT question about hearthians anatomy and i asked the fanmail with little to no hopes about a response... but it was better than i could have imagined

#THIS IS AMAZING OP #IM CRYING #THANK YOU MOBIUS #reblogs #outer wilds

solanumwarrior

Made us proud

(Colored version and close-ups under the cut!!)

#i feel sick #the colored version is so cute too #auuaijahafabdhjgudbdjksbfjf themmmmfhjfngnf #reblogs #cool art #outer wilds

solanumwarrior

It's in the small things

#marshmallow!!!!!!#the most important thing in this cursed time loop #reblogs #cool art #outer wilds

pikamusume

marl doodles. i always liked their fit. the flannel + beanie 👌

in tomolife, the friends they crushed on ended up married to another (due to my plans... sorry pal)

#BAHAHSHAHDHAJS #poor guy being the fifth wheel they’re just like me fr #i love how you draw them #reblogs #cool art #outer wilds

rylandgracee

Patron Saints of One Way Trips

#i’m gonna throw up and die #reblogs #phm

ur tf2 keychains are literally so cute but i dont go to tf2 and was thinking about the roblox equivalent to it that i do play. but then i remembered the main support heals by shooting people with a gun and now im giggling at the idea of cute keychains where the other guys just geting shot in the head repeatedly

that’s SUCH cute idea i am enabling you to make that and realize this amazing vision

#shoutout to fun merch ideas anon you get it #birdhouse inquiries #anon tag

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