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Reviewing various Dofus-related merch without buying the merch in question [PART 2]

Part 1 of this post was about activity books for kids. This part is even more useless, though. It is me rating random vaguely "related to dofus" merch. Mostly just for my own amusement.

I rate this paper creature 9/10 only because the spots are not accurate. The eyes look the same.

I rate this for 10/12. on one hand this is a good poster, on other hand, they put a watermark over it, so I cannot illegally print it out myself. Oh well.

Very beautifil. boutful. buouteful. beauttuful. yeas. 10/10

I don't really care about this.not just because this is unbuyable and a limited time product that's been sold out for ages. no.

The reason I bring this here is that, YET AGAIN, japanese motifs are used next to ecaflips——

Their bigass eyes are inspiring me to feel agressive, and not in a good way. These plushes look very throwable, if it were not for their price.

Yet, I'm afraid that if I owned them, I would fantasise of cruelty.

I need him. 99999999/10

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Reviewing various Dofus-related merch without buying the merch in question [PART 1]

This post will not go into details on the Dofus novels, which were already discussed, and most of which are not buyable on the Ankama website, or available digitally anywhere on the internet (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SCAN OR PHOTOGRAPH THEM AND SEND THEM TO ME I PROMISE TO BE NORMAL AND——)

But it will go into another type of book (that I would like to solicit the scans/HD photos of, from you, dear followers) today: The Dofus Activity books for kids (which are, weirdly, easier to get, considering all of them are on the Ankama store? Weird.)

Just like in the case with the Dofus novels, all info here will be both useless and redundant, as well as mostly taken from Otakia.

Ton Aventure à Dessiner

It's a book you draw in. Otakia has only 2 scanned images, used for review purposes, and I decided to try my hand at this one, because I have trouble drawing Kerubim:

Here is my result:

I actually find the way this book explains his head pretty helpful!

Ton Livre de Stickers

It's a sticker book. It sure is stickery, however, the interesting part is that googling it revealed several more sticker books, which don't seem to be available on Ankama's site:

We live in a society.

Le Donjon Maudit - L'album dont tu es le héros

According to Otakia, and I quote, "Within the story of this book Kerubim, Simone and Joris are trapped in a magical dungeon by going to the Festival of Trools and Legends. If they fail to disarm the traps and find the treasure, they will spend the rest of their lives in this sinister place. Despite the danger, Joris is enthusiastic and sees the opportunity to prove to his Papycha that he is also a true catventurer."

Images of what the book is like, also taken from Otakia + machine translations of what is said in these pages:

The reader solves puzzles in a choose-your-own-adventure style, and the whole book is structured kinda like an episode. Can you feel the pain I feel knowing I'll never read any of these goddamn books?? 😭 i guess you win some you lose some. this is my cosmic punishment for owning five gravity falls books.

Ton Livre d'activités

This is kind of like the last book, but without the plot or the cool choose your own adventure thing.

Also there's this activity book, but ngl, I can't find any screenshots/scans of its pages in reviews, so rip bozo.