So, I just wrote a starshipping fic. What have I become?
Please, try and enjoy this poorly written monstrosity :)
Mercury x Venus.
Earth x Mars
Implied Moon x Titan.
Mercury, Moon, Earth, Venus and Mars were sitting a table in the cafeteria of Milky Way High, enjoying a peaceful lunch. Earth, Moon and Mars were sitting at one end of the table, Venus and Mercury at the other. Mars and Earth, as per usual, were on the verge of a full blown face-sucking session, and Moon was becoming increasingly uncomfortable. When it seemed imminent, Moon quickly excused herself.
“I think I'll go find Titan, he said something about us hanging out later...” Moon said.
“Okay Moon, just don't be home too late.” Replied Earth absent-mindedly.
“No prop, later sis, Mars.” Moon said cheerfully.”See you later Merc, Venus.”
Moon walked off and Earth continued to make googly eyes at Mars.
As Moon walked away, Venus looked up the table to see Mars kissing Earth quite passionately on the lips. Venus looked away and tears began to form in the corner of her eyes. Mercury noticed, so he put his book down and asked her about it.
“Hey V, what's wrong?”
“Oh Merc, this has been happening for decades. Mars and Earth. I wasn't ready when Mars made his advances all those millennium ago, so obviously, I shouldn't be upset now.”
“Pain demands to be felt V, pain demands to be felt.” Mercury replied solemnly.
Venus smiled. He was right. Of course he was right. It was common knowledge that Mercury was the most intelligent of all those in the Sol system. Even smarter than Earth and her precious life.
“I just don't see how Mars was attracted to me to begin with, I'm just the planet that spins the wrong way.” Venus remarked sadly.
“V, come on, You're amazing. At least you have a sunrise, even if it is from the West.”
“The other planets say I'm stupid because my days are longer than my years, and it just makes me feel useless sometime Merc.”Venus replied, her eyes filled to bursting.
Mercury pulled Venus into his arms and began to stroke her long golden hair.
“You will never be worthless to me.” Then, for added effect, he gave Venus a small kiss on the forehead.
“What are you doing Merc...” Venus asked pulling away.
“Something I have wanted to do for millennia.” Mercury replied, lifting Venus' chin and wiping away her tears with his thumb.
Venus smiled again and then planted a kiss on Mercury's mouth.
