#mermarried

[scyllaplague]

Can't get the motivation for mermay at the moment, but here are my coral reef and abyssal couple :)

New Sturgeon outfit idea has been going crazy in my mind right now. You will see more.

[cringeycal]

hello darling i don't know why. i have no actual explanation for why but: michael. you give me michael vibes. or michael gives me you vibes. he wishes he was you. -merspouse

I'm filing for divorce so I can marry u again

[cringeycal]

merspouse i need to know in your tags on naiad ashton you wrote "i would like to chill in a creek with him" "and get ****" what does the **** mean. i do not fucking know and i need to know

also how are you? what is your favourite piece of media you have consumed in the last couple of days?

CALM track 12

i am so good because we are actually listening to music together right now how cute!!! I'd say the last season of Agents of SHIELD that I finally watched like two weeks ago. I'm also now into F1, thanks to my mother. Does that count as media? Funny little men drive fast cars go vroom. I have a really hard time consuming new media because I'm always worried that I will hyperfixate. Which, like, isn't unfounded. Because here I am running a 5sos blog. Hehehe whoopsies.

[cringeycal]

my merspouse 💙 thank you so much for your lovely reaction and oh my god yes please write dryad luke i want as much dryad luke as i can get please!!

Omfg I'm fuckignfbr vibrating I'm so excited I have all of July to write here's to hoping it actually happens

[cringeycal]

oh no. oh no no no no. "helen made me listen to german rap" oh no. helen has no taste when it comes to deutsch rap i'm so sorry that was your first impression. i fucking hate that. (that is an ongoing fight between me and helen) she probably made you listen to ap*che oh no. you poor thing. we gotta listen to music together at some point love i have a playlist with good german rap to show you -🧜‍♀️

OH MY GOD IT WAS! IT LITERALLY WAS APACHE! To be fair the point of the playlist was Revenge because I made her listen to Jason Mraz. We really are so nice yet so mean to each other at the same time. @calumcest forget enemies to lovers we are enemies and lovers.

Please show me good German music of any sort I am so down! Date night!

[cringeycal]

adri. adri. adri. my dude. my merspouse. run before helen sees your battle of britpop playlist and screams at you about how d'you know what i mean remastered is awful and has no and i quote "crispy hi hats" ruuuuuuun and hide. also yes hi sorry i was procrastinating doing uni and scrolled through spotify and it lead to looking at your playlists (they're very funny) do you mind if i follow you?

SHE COMANDEERED THAT PLAYLIST AGES AGO ALONG WITH ACCIDENTAL METH HOW DID I NEVER GET HATE FOR THAT???? SCORE! But this is good to know! I love crispy hi hats myself! Following me on spotify is the greatest honor I could ever receive please do that's so sweet. And thank you! I take great pride in my playlist titles. If you have any questions there's a sixty percent chance I can answer them. Love you bye!!

[cringeycal]

hi hi my merspouse how are you doing? i am still thinking about mermaid!sos 🧜‍♀️ mhhh i wanna ask sth cool but i can't of anything really so if you wanna tell me sth nice about the ocean?

HI BABE I'm currently at? On? In? A layover in Texas on my way to visit family. I have been dicking around with my sisters for hours we are having a great time. Let me know how you're doing!

Something nice about the ocean. Well, I went yesterday for the first time in ages, and I saw a billion Calum Crabs. Here are some pictures!

I love striped shore crabs so much. Sadly, they do not understand this, and my attempts to catch them were largely fruitless. I got one little baby who had one claw and gave him and kiss and then returned him home.

Thank you for this lovely letter! I hope you have a wonderful day <<33

[cringeycal]

your reaction to the gallaghers has made me fall more in love with you 😌 for the song asks: 21, 22 & 31 -merwife

Heeeeeyyyyy 😏😏😏🧜‍♀️🧜The Gallaghers are simply the most unhinged people to ever live and I want to hang out with them so badly. And do activities. That rhyme with poke. ANYWAYS, ON TO THE QUESTIONS!!!

21. A song for a slow Sunday morning

I am sorely tempted to put Sunday Morning by Maroon 5, but I will not. Although that is a good song off their best and first album. Remember when they made good music? Anyways, my real answer is Who Knew, by my favorite little band called You Won't. Two dudes in a garage somewhere in New England makin' noise. I miss them.

22. A song to fall asleep to

All Is Found by Kacey Musgraves off the Frozen II soundtrack. I didn't even have to hesitate on that one. God, it's so fucking good.

31. The best road trip song

I don't want you to miss the one I answered with here. But also, The Anthem by Mr. and Mr. Charlotte. Fucking Banger For The Ages.