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"I didn’t steal it. I borrowed it. Possibly for a long time." // jelsea

”I don’t think you actually know what borrowing means,” Chelsea rolled her eyes, stretching her legs out and resting her feet in his lap. Not that she was actually concerned about Jake taking any of her things. She hadn’t been able to get rid of him yet, and she doubted she would any time soon. But Chelsea never turned down an opportunity to give him a hard time. Teasing him was what she did best, after all. “But hey, if you can borrow that for a long time, then I’m just gonna borrow this sweater for a long time,” she shrugged, a grin curling around her lips. She hadn’t actually planned to give him his sweater back anyway, so this worked out perfectly. She wrapped the sweater around herself, chuckling. “You’d better say goodbye now, because I don’t think you’ll see it again.”

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"Don't take that out of the oven with your bare hands!" (mavery)

Avery jumped as soon as she heard Marco’s voice behind her, jumping away from the oven, but not before she’d picked the tray up with her bare hands. “Ow! Fuck!” she cursed under her breath, dropping the tray on the floor before she could get it to the counter. She turned around and looked at Marco with a sheepish smile, shrugging when she noticed the annoyed look on his face. “What? I couldn’t find the oven mitts and you told me to take it out of the oven!” Avery was fully aware that Marco would be muttering angrily under his breath the entire time he cooked them something for dinner, but she just looked at him with a smile still on her lips. “You know I shouldn’t be allowed on the kitchen. I think this is on you.”

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Macdarrow "Forget you ever met me."

After months of bliss, her words felt like a cold slap across the face.”Forget I met you?” Dillon repeated, his eyes narrowing. “How the hell am I supposed to forget I ever met you. It doesn’t work that way, Brynna!” He grasped her shoulders, his gaze unwavering as he looked her in the eye. Of course he understood where she was coming from; if it was possible to forget, nothing would have been easier. But she as imprinted on his mind, the subject of his every thought. She’d become everything to you. “Who gives a fuck what they say? Who gives a fuck if we’re not supposed to be together?” He let out a loud sigh of frustration. This was some sort of Romeo and Juliet shit that he could hardly understand. “If you want me to forget about you, I promise I’ll never see you again. But don’t do it for them.”

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[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store - danifer

[text] What the fuck else would I do?

[text] If you’re not naked when I get home, I’m returning you to the girlfriend store.

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"You look homeless." / salvabrams (said with amusement and love of course)

"I do not look homeless," Vanessa protested, looking down at her outfit and tugging awkwardly on her shirt. While she might have questioned her outfit for a quick second, it didn’t take her long before she was rolling her eyes at Daniel’s words. Sure, she didn’t dress like most of the people around here, but that was on purpose. She would rather throw herself off a cliff than start wearing headbands and looking like another Blair Waldorf wannabe. "Thrift store shopping is practical," she explained with a shrug of her shoulders. "It’s not my fault you can’t appreciate good fashion when you see it."

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[text]: If I see one more picture on Instagram of a snowman with Frozen lyrics underneath, I’m gonna explode up in this bitch. // rae x aiden

[text] You just need to let it go, Rae.

[text] Get it? Let it go?

[text] Rae?

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distefaley - [text] What did I say about sending me pictures like that while I’m at work?

[text] Stop being so uptight all the time and enjoy it.

[text] [picture message]

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ashder [MSG:] It happened again…

[text] What happened again? You get into a lot of shit I can’t narrow it down.

[text] Asher are you okay?

[text] You can’t text cryptic things and then disappear!!!