So my friends got on this thing with Karkat's name and here's a few of my favorites
if karkat were a doctor he'd be karquack
if karkat were a flying mammal he'd be karbat
if karkat lived in another country he'd be farkat
if karkat plated golf he'd be parkat
if karkat never moved again and gained weight he'd be karfat
if karkat liked to fight for practice he'd be sparkat
if karkat was gullible he'd be karmat
if karkat told jokes he'd be harharkat
if karkat were a bug he'd be kargnat
if karkat was a pirate he'd be arrkat
if karkat were grilled he'd be charkat
if karkat were a slavic aristocrat he'd be czarkat
if karkat were a pancake he's be karflat
if karkat were an alcoholic he'd be barkat
if karkat smoked he'd be tarkat
if karkat were famous he'd be starkat
if karkat were a store he'd be markat
if karkat were a small child he'd be karbrat
if karkat were a meat dish he'd be steak tartarkat
if karkat were fancy he'd be karistocrat
if karkat were candy he'd be kitkat
If Karkat were a rapper he'd be Phatkat
If Karkat were open he'd be Ajarkat
Thanks very much Cayli, Will, Bella, and Jazz. These are hilarious. XD
