#messivan

[partiallystcrs]

                                                  ❝     to be fair , it costs literally nothing to kill you , & yet there’s definitely a price on your head , so it’s profitable to . . . you know . . .  murder you.     ❞

                                           @messivan . :)

[wabbitseezonarchive]

@messivan || continued

      “Nnnope. That’s the sad part.”

[toontcwn]

@messivan  || fucking rip felix ||Send 💗 to kiss my muse tenderly without explanation

“Mmph!”

Her eyes widened at the sudden kiss from the fellow cat and for a solid second she thought about staying....too bad it was only one brief thought.

Sawyer immediately pulled away, swung a tiny paw back before slamming it hard into Felix’s cheek. 

“You pig!” 

She then glances over her shoulder at the actual pig sitting nearby. 

“No Offense, Herman.”

“None taken.”

[wabbitseezonarchive]

@messivan

            “Y’know what? Why are we just waiting around for the studios to finally do something right? Why don’t you and I just start our own show?! People would love it! It’s be way better than the trash they’re putting out these days!”

[wabbitseezonarchive]

@messivan​

“FELIX! I MESSED UP!”

The duck’s webbed feet quickly slapped their way across the pavement as he rushed to dive behind the cat, shielding himself from whatever it was he was apparently running away from. He peeked out to look up at him. “I graffiti’d a police car while someone was in it, and now this super angry guy’s been chasing me for twelve blocks! I managed to ditch him when I ran through that car wash! But who knows how long I’ve got before he shows up again!? I need a place to hide! Quick!”

[partiallystcrs]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PIDGE, YOU PRECIOUS BEAN!

ty sm dani !!! ur such a wonderful friend !!!! have i mentioned ilu ! bc i do !!!!

         birthday shenanigans feat. pidge & the cast of Hamilton.  //  @messivan.