#metal shitpost

[lulila-safu]

round 3, I don't even know what this is at this point

previous

[schoolocaust]

now wait a damn minute

[slicedcat]

TYPE B POSITIVE

Here's a shitpost cuz y'all need to eat something

(idk what to do with Johnny and Kenny so...)

[wylfhelm]

powerwolf: HA HA HA! WE! ARE! WEREWOLVES!

sonata arctica: yeah but what if my gf finds out 😔

[phantomlordreshiram]

Give it to them

[clanoffelidae]

Long ago in the distant future;

They were a force for the light,

But now in the ancient times

They slaughter peasants by night!

We

Are the Masters of the Galaxy

We’re the Lords of Space Dundee

The Destroyers of Reality

On a Quest for all Eternity

We’re the Masters of the Galaxy

We’re the Lords of Space Dundee

The Destroyers of Reality

Knights of Evil arise!

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i don’t really have an explanation for this other than i was bored

[tomsmusictaste]

Anyone: *tells me their name*

Me:

[louhetar]

I generally thing i had no weak moments, then i remember i read a Beauty and the Beast AU Metallica fanfic 7 years ago.