#methystos

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methystos replied to your post: LAPIS, NO.

>:V

GET OUT.

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allll applicable!

Morning text: The Steven’s… “crying breakfast friends” show is on again. Can’t he watch something else.

Angry text: Exactly one of my fingers is missing. If I find it shoved in your disgusting nostrils again I will learn how to live with nine so you can live with it lodged in there permanently.

Drunk text: dd elite ststem32

Worried text: …You didn’t actually just follow my advice, did you.

Text not meant for you: Finally. Someone shorter than I am.

Text that should never have been sent: I am not using my skills to gather “rare Pepes” for you.

Saucy text: So. You… appear to have some skill in incapacitating others. With your whip.

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methystos replied to your post:methystos replied to your post: i have been doing...

just look for the weird makeup and black and white clothes they eat people

thank you, it has been duly noted.

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methystos replied to your post: i have been doing my own research in h...

its pretty common theyre called mimes you can find them on most street corners

what do they look like and how to i keep them as far away from me as possible.

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methystos replied to your post: anonymous asked:The Hamburglar. H...

dont listen to their lies he steals ham

Your... ‘Hamburglar’ remains immaterial.  Petty Earth criminals mean nothing to me.

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methystos replied to your post: Stop speaking about my limbs as if I a...

wiggly noodle lady

I will find you and punt you into the stratosphere.

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methystos replied to your post: hemogobbler replied to your post: Oh dear. Both...

no one is free

Please, just leave Dottie out of this. She’s put up with enough on this planet as it is.

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methystos replied to your post:methystos replied to your post:Will I ever be as...

i mean im pretty up there i can meme with the big dogs too but

I’m a pretty okay memer myself but-- We’re no match for her