Our fuel-up, who art in heaven, haunted be thy taste, the cursed hue of Mountain Dew, in tea as it is in soda, Give us this day our daily leaves, and forgive us this monstrositea, as we forgive those who created the original. 🙏 AaaAaahh-mennnnnn 🎶
Last call for our one-day-only, most unhinged creation yet!










