#mexicostuck

[kechoban]

si me ves es mejor que reces

ve y dile a tu crew que mejor ni empiece

porque somos de distintos intereses

[carnitiousabductor]

Dave Strider *must* be Mexican because what other country in the world makes a competitive sport out of cooking up convoluted rhymes and clever wordplay with the objective of proving your opponent likes to suck cock.

[randomtalentlessyareen]

Mexicostuck headcanons bc I'm bored

Alright, so first off: this is kinda a joke i sometimes think about when I'm bored; second: some of this are in English and others are written in Spanish because I think it just works better. Feel free to ask me the context or translation of them!

Rose definitely played Charlie Charlie in primary school at some point

And also watched those videos of subliminal messages when you play a song backwards

Dave post in Facebook shit post groups

Dave le sabe al chispop

John y Jake tienen su montonal de discos piratas de 5 películas en 1 que compraron en el tianguis

John hates tres leches cake with all his might

Los Egbert/Crocker viven en casitas del infonavit

Cada diciembre jade le mienta la madre a los vecinos que tiran cuentes pq espantan a los perritos

Grandpa Harley is the kind who says: "antes todo esto era monte"

También una vez se fue a pelear con el diablo en el cerro y ganó

Jane obviously works in a bakery with her dad

Dirk es motoanexado

All seadwellers are from Veracruz

Aradia Is the girl who says that the school was built on top of a cementery

Tavros watches the batallas de rap del frikismo

Sollux works in a ciber

Karkat Is from Tabasco. Don't ask me about it. (It's because of the curse words)

Nepeta Is that girl that puts drawings in school proyects

Kanaya studies in a Catholic college

She also always plays the virgin Mary in pastorelas

Terezi is the girl of the markers

Vriska always wins at loteria

And she eats quesadillas without cheese

Gamzee is the dude who sneaks candy to sell in the classroom

Eridan habla fresón (y es definitivamente un withexican)

Y escucha corridos tumbados

Feferi Is of the kind that goes to little towns and takes photos with the locals to show them in social media and say something like "supporting this poor family" (she's actually good hearted tho)

Damara's parents were Otakus and she works in a frikiplaza

A rufioh lo queman constantemente en grupos de face por andar de todas mias

Almost every thing kankri has said in social media has been turned into a copypasta (by Dave)

Meulin hace amarres

Porrim says "fifas" unironicaly

Aranea is your typical christian prolife slightly classist whitexican

Kurloz worships the Santa muerte

Crounus es el hijueputa que tira cuetes en diciembre

[kechoban]

fresita pero buen pedo, va cada fin de año a Xcaret con sus papás y su tía es la subdirectora de la secu

[kechoban]

mi compa el nerd ligador

[kechoban]

Aquí están todos los niños de segundo (Beta Timeline Kids)

El grupo de los Cazafantasmas (The Ghostbusters Crew)

English translations, they might not be totally understandable due to having a lot of context clues missing and regionalisms. But I tried.

"your daddy has arrived pussies, play the control (machete) record, get it man?" - Dave (8th grade, B class)

"did you know that Serafin's voice actor is actually a girl?" - John (8th grade, A class)

"Everyone sit down in a circle, we're gonna play The Red Book." - Rose (8th grade, A class)

"guyyys add me on Metroflog <3 i unlocked two pics per day :D" - Jade (8th grade, B class)

[kechoban]

fujoshi experta, codependiente de un chaka bien malilla y hermana mayor

[kechoban]

chat i cooked mexican karkat para los que la siguen cotorreando