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Daye: What’s your greatest strength?

Aldissi: I’m great at flirting.

Daye: And your greatest weakness?

Aldissi: Those beautiful eyes of yours.

Daye: Asa, why are you trying to convince Siedi to give us his ship?

Asa: We need money.

Daye: You're scamming him?

Asa: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.

Daye: What? No way!

Asa: Why not? We already stole Koden from Earth.

Daye: No, we didn't! Koden's a person, she can do whatever she wants.

Koden: I wanna steal.

Asa: Maybe don't encourage Aldissi to do that, Daye.

Daye: How dare you tell me how to instruct my girlfriend that I just met!

Daye: Stop fighting for a second, you two. I’m solving this crossword and I need a five-letter word for ‘annoying.’

Asa: Koden.

Koden: ...

Asa: ...

Daye: I mean, it fits.

Asa: Okay, okay. So say I put my brain in a robot body.

Asa: And then there's a war. Robots versus humans.

Asa: Whose side am I on?

Daye: Humans! You have a human brain.

Koden: But the humans discriminate against you. You can't even vote.

Zi: Yeah, but nobody KNOWS you're a robot. You look the same.

Daye: Mm-mm, dogs know. That's how the humans hunt you.

Asa: They're gonna hunt me for sport?!

Daye: If it wasn't illegal, I would eat cereal for every meal of the day.

Koden: I have some wonderful news for you.

Sign: (says "ENTRY TO 18+ ONLY")

Daye: Aw, we can't go in there. It says 18+, and there's only two of us.

Asa: Don't be dumb, Daye.

Asa: Let's just invite more people.

Asa, leader of a quartet of 20somethings walking past me at space Walmart: Okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.

Daye: Wait, what was mission number one?

Asa: Freaking getting here, Daye.

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