Jan 16, 2020
Koden: How would you rate your pain, on a scale of 1 to 10?
Asa: Zero stars.
Koden:
Asa: Would not recommend.
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Koden: How would you rate your pain, on a scale of 1 to 10?
Asa: Zero stars.
Koden:
Asa: Would not recommend.
Daye: Asa, why are you trying to convince Siedi to give us his ship?
Asa: We need money.
Daye: You're scamming him?
Asa: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.
Daye: What? No way!
Asa: Why not? We already stole Koden from Earth.
Daye: No, we didn't! Koden's a person, she can do whatever she wants.
Koden: I wanna steal.
Asa: Maybe don't encourage Aldissi to do that, Daye.
Daye: How dare you tell me how to instruct my girlfriend that I just met!
Siedi: Truth or dare?
Asa: Truth.
Siedi: What’s your credit card number?
Asa: ...Dare.
Siedi: I dare you to tell me your credit card number.
Daye: Stop fighting for a second, you two. I’m solving this crossword and I need a five-letter word for ‘annoying.’
Asa: Koden.
Koden: ...
Asa: ...
Daye: I mean, it fits.
Asa: Okay, okay. So say I put my brain in a robot body.
Asa: And then there's a war. Robots versus humans.
Asa: Whose side am I on?
Daye: Humans! You have a human brain.
Koden: But the humans discriminate against you. You can't even vote.
Zi: Yeah, but nobody KNOWS you're a robot. You look the same.
Daye: Mm-mm, dogs know. That's how the humans hunt you.
Asa: They're gonna hunt me for sport?!
Asa: I gotta get this guy in the eye. Oh wait, I messed up.
Koden: Heh, "eye" messed up, like E-Y-E?
Asa: Heh.
Asa: Wait, E-Y-E? That's "ewe."
Koden:
Koden: Are you serious.
Asa: ...Yeah.
Koden: E-W-E is "ewe," Asa.
Asa: E-Y-E...OH my bad! I was thinking of--
Koden: Oh my GOD.
Asa: Well, whatever, man! I just, I misheard you, and I misthought it--
Koden: (laughing) You did NOT mishear me! You repeated what I said and then you spelled it wrong!
Asa: No, I just--
Koden: A THREE LETTER WORD!
Asa: (stammering) Wh-I KNOW, I'm, I'm embarrassed!
Koden: You wanna try spelling "The"??
Koden: (imitating Asa) What's THIS word? Te-heeee?
Sign: (says "ENTRY TO 18+ ONLY")
Daye: Aw, we can't go in there. It says 18+, and there's only two of us.
Asa: Don't be dumb, Daye.
Asa: Let's just invite more people.