Mar 13, 2019
look ok so if your theory turns out to be correct obv it'll be crushing if/when eve betrays lena but i'm choosing to willfully ignore the angst and see things thru a 'jesus is everyone i employ evil/have an alter ego HR what r we doing,, going forward, to screen for this shit i stg-' lens
The hire orientation greeting video is Jess looking into the camera doing her best Karen Kilgariff voice:
“If you’re one of those people, who applied for a position here at L-Corp because you thought world domination, corporate sabotage, anti-alien violence, or attempted murder sounded cool… then please get the fuck out right now.”