#mpregnant

[suckerforseconds]

POV your girlfriend loved you a little TOO well and you accidentally packed on 70+lbs…….

[mpreggripex]

Mpreg Belly Notes #405

[preggodamon]

I've always been a bit of a slut.

But in his arms, I feel like the horniest slut in the world.

[woodywood101blog]

Clark felt his muscles relax after going for a swim, although he was a bit perplexed by how prominent his nipples and bellybutton looked through his singlet.

[artificial-impregnation]

[bre3derboy]

Thinking about parasite pregnancy. A baby tentacle monster that crawls inside you and forces its way into your womb, it hurts for a while as your cervix is forced open but the creature is small and fast making it nearly impossible to pull out. The monster growing steadily filling your womb until it reaches adulthood, feeding off your fluids and sexual partner’s cum. Leaving its host looking five months pregnant. The parasite making you more horny and eager to bend over for anyone when it’s hungry. Every 3 months it lays its own clutch of eggs inside your womb, they incubate for a few weeks before hatching sending you into labor with the baby monsters. But the parasite itself is too big to give birth too, only its off spring crawling out of your laboring hole

[brucedefender4eva]

I think Clark would be one of those dads who feel the nausea and morning sickness for their partners instead

Couvade syndrome or sympathetic pregnancy

Bruce will be living his best life while Clark is experiencing horrors. He wakes up in the morning, happy and snug as a bug in a rug, while Clark is flying to the bathroom because of morning sickness

Clark is exhausted all the time with swelling ankles, even more sensitivity to smells, and a sore chest

The only problems Bruce gets are needing to go to the bathroom more because of how big the baby is, and feeling pain from the baby occasionally kicking his ribs; other than that, he's living the life

Clark takes it like a champ, though. He'd rather he feel all the pain and discomfort from pregnancy, while Bruce just focuses on being healthy and growing their baby

[this-is-anti-masculinity]

It really pisses me off how the pregnant man emoji is being used as a reaction emoji like the skull or crying face emoji.

So, you think that men with uteruses are funny? You think trans men with uteruses and intersex men with uteruses are a fucking joke? Something absurd, shocking, amusing?

Get a grip.