#mgs -

[fishbowltwo]

finally moved into the new house at uni yesterday and i was joking with the other guys that my bf is the only one in the house who knows jack shit about mgs and he goes

“i only know of that one model-swap video jamie showed me of that one guy... what’s he called.... like, snow leopard?”

[fishbowltwo]

im losin it why does the otacon figure look like the doctor from V.I.P. for the ps1

[fishbowltwo]

snake: check out this sick scar. its from a knife wound i got back in the 90s

otacon: oh cool

otacon: ive got a line just above my stomach because i slouch a lot

[fishbowltwo]

ill tag flaming buffalo as ‘#spice wife’ but i wanna make it clear that she is not MY spice wife. she is quiets spice wife. buffy is a lesbian

[fishbowltwo]

flaming buffalo canon:

bathes in bbq sauce

deadpan cr1tikal humour

is gay

has asthma but refuses to use her inhaler in front of cute girls

big

[fishbowltwo]

much like pinocchio, revolver ocelots nose grows little by little with each lie

by 1997 hes pretty much got a sword on his face

[fishbowltwo]

i swear we’re gonna visit my family on christmas, im gonna hear my uncle call my aunt ‘kaz’ at least once and its gonna catch my spacey ass off-guard and im gonna be sat there like “what???? is he okay???”