#mhatextpost

[starryespresso]

friend: hey, you busy?

me:

me: *stares at my laptop, my katsuki bakugou wallpaper staring back at me*

me: yeah

[momojirouism]

domestic villains headcanons

(funny and not)

just givin sum love to those precious babies i'd honestly love to live with lol ♥️

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- dabi yells at the phone

- toga and shigaraki are the gossip masters

- everyone has a crush on shigaraki somehow, just like everyone in the bakusquad has a crush on kaminari

- they're unconsciously a shigaraki protection squad, like they lose on purpose at monopoly when against him

- everytime they order pizza it's a fucking mess to choose the topping it takes like 3 hours, two complaints for public nuisance and a lot of blood

- kurogiri is the only one who actually knows how to cook decently

- dabi is that type of asshole who only washes his plate

- when they're bored they spend time mocking UA students, they look for their pics on the internet and go like "lmaoooo look at that stupid ass broccoli looking dude"

- it's all silent and shigaraki randomly goes like "you know it's not actually my fault if we lost last time. we actually DID order pizza so how tf was i supposed to know that was fuckin all might?? also i was about to convince bakugou im sure i'm fucking sure right guys" and they're like "yeah bro sure ur the best out there"

- dabi and shigaraki find comforting to cry over sad songs to let shit out. shigaraki would show dabi his mp4 with "how to save a life" on the screen and dabi is like "dude no i can't right now i'm a tough boy you know" and hand-man is like "c'mon pussy i can't do it without you" and the others just find them an hour later, asleep next to each other sharing headphones

- since toga values blood so much she gives it as a xmas gift and the others are like "thank you??" but they actually appreciate it sm

- kurogiri loves to play twister but toga is the only one who genuinely cares

- THEY FEED STRAY CATS !!!!!

- they laugh at the most stupid jokes ever

- at some point they all wear each other's underwear without noticing since they wash them all together (yes toga with boxers fckn ROCKS!!)

[caly-needs-help]

All Might: Goodnight, students

1-A: Goodnight

All Might: Goodnight, monster that eats children who are bad

Aizawa: [through a radio under the bed] GOODNIGHT