Hello, it is I, your local myeoff trash. I'm not sure if you're still doing the OTP ask thing but if you are, could you pretty please do myeoff?? (what else would I ask for honestly tho)
Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
They’re all fucking terrible and actual sexting happens maybe once out of every like dozen times.
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
They’re all fucking emotional assholes. Disney nights ends with the three of them just cuddling and sobbing.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
Are we even surprised by who I’m gonna say anymore. It’s Geoff.
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
Ryan does it. Michael playfully swats at his hands, Geoff plays along because he gets a kiss.
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
Michael does it the most often, but Geoff does it just to be an ass.
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?
Geoff got Michael hooked. Ryan is in hell.
Who laughs more during sex?
Michael giggles the most. It’s adorable.
Michael fits the best but they’ll swap around.