#myeoff

[shadeofazmeinya]

For the ship thing; Michael, Ryan, Geoff. 3, 19, 23, 29.

(ive never really written ot3 michael/ryan/geoff but i do like it. again just doing fahc to keep it easy)

3: Are they open about their relationship? How do they feel about public displays of affection?

michael isn’t the most for pda, keeping it to like pats on the shoulder or squeezing hands. ryan might give more pecks on the cheeks and on lips. geoff would do a full makeout if he could, but doesn’t because the boys don’t like it. though he will steal all the kisses he can get the second they make it somewhere more private

19: What do they fight about? What are their arguments like? How do they make up?

their arguments are fucking LOUD but rarely horrible. a lot of the time its them yelling to get all the frustration out, separating for a few minutes and coming back to talk. whoever isn’t fighting if its only two of them will often act as mediator. michael’s been known to have to drag ryan and geoff especially to talk shit out afterwards.

23:  How do they hug? Kiss? Tease? Flirt? Comfort?

just constantly haha. there’s a lot of cuddling. geoff is a very cuddly guy and they love to indulge him.

29: How do the handle disasters or emergencies? Minor injuries? Sickness?

geoff handles everything poorly. he freaks out a lot when shit is hitting the fan and while can mostly keep it together until the worst has past, he’ll eventually freak out. good thing michael and ryan are much better and keeping level heads. 

for illnesses though ryan and michael are fucking stubborn and refuse to admit they’re sick until they can’t deny it any more. geoff just makes them soup and makes sure they take medication. ryan’s a hoverer when the others are sick and michael more a yell at them to rest and eat and making sure they take care of themselves. its a very aggressive form of care.

[satansprettyprose]

#8 with vampire au ryan/michael/geoff mayb?

8. Spine kiss

Geoff snaps the king out of his trance with a friendly slap on the ass, earning a mild glare before the sounds Ryan is making draw both of their attentions back to him. Now that Michael isn’t staring like an idiot, they both step up, climbing up onto the bed, Geoff watching with nothing short of glee as Michael gently runs his hands over the gorgeous gift he’s made of Ryan, tied to the bed with expensive silks and desperate from Geoff spending a good long time teasing him. The king looks like he doesn’t know where to begin so Geoff carefully loosens Ryan’s bonds, tightening them once he has him free from the headboard. He leans Ryan against his chest, showing off the human’s gorgeous ass to the breathless vampire, admiring the hunger in the king’s eyes.

“Why don’t you fuck him Michael? He’s all ready for you, all eager. Maybe if he’s good I’ll get in there with you.”

Ryan keens, wriggles and hides his face against Geoff’s neck, shy but eager. Michael’s hands reach out to touch his hips, feel over them and down to his ass, to the pretty little hole Geoff spent so much time fingering, eating out. His pupils go wide with lust when two fingers slip in with ease, dragging a broken noise from Ryan. His breath is short in his chest as he leans to press a heavy kiss to his spine, just between his shoulderblades, desire heavy on his tongue. He does something with his fingers and Ryan sobs.

“Is that what you want Ry? Want me in you? Want us in you?”

The human shakes like a leaf.

“Please.”

[satansprettyprose]

Could I please get a Myeoff with 9. things you said when i was crying? Like both Gents comforting Michael after he gets upset for some reason? I'm sorry-I just read all of your little mini-fics under the other tags and I loved them! <3

9. Things You Said When I Was Crying

It’s hard sometimes. Sometimes the blood and the violence overwhelms even his penchant for wanton murder and destruction and sometimes he just can’t handle it. Sometimes he just needs to curl up somewhere dark and cramped and let his hands shake through the terrors and the stress. Sometimes there are tears, dripping from his cheeks without a single sound.

There is one constant.

There are the others. Gentle broad hands with the callouses of leadership and of aggression, different styles for different hands but always the same two pairs, always petting, rubbing, loving, worshiping. Warm bodies pressed up aside him, wrapping around him gentle and close. Words whispered in his ear, laden with such thick affection and emotion that sometimes he feels like he’s drowning. Sometimes.

[satansprettyprose]

Michael/Ryan/Geoff (spy au) prompt 18? -Novi

18. things you said when you were scared

Geoff’s hands are twitch on and off where they’re resting on Ryan’s shoulders. The tech knows he wants to tighten them, to make sure the one of his lovers he can keep an eye on stays right where he is, safe in his sight. He already almost lost Ryan once, all those years ago, and Ryan knows that this is bringing back memories too painful for Geoff to handle. He taps away at his keyboard, trying to find their precious young spy, too fragile in their eyes. His hands tremble, just the slightest bit. His attempts to keep his voice steady fail miserably when he speaks.

“Okay Michael I need you to find me a street name I can’t...I can’t....”

He can’t finish the sentence, can’t admit that his skills can only go so far. They both listen in terror as Michael grunts, the sound of his footsteps, heavy and dragging and wet, echoing around them like hawks waiting to strike. The sounds come to a stop and they both tense, half-certain that Michael is gone.

“Fucking christ....alright I’m at...fuck I don’t think I can pronounce this...Bredgränd?”

Ryan launches into his work, barely breathing as he narrows down Michael’s location. Finally he snatches up his phone and dials in the number that pops up on the screen. As it rings he stands, needing to move. Geoff takes his place as the phone clicks and Ryan starts speaking hurriedly in Swedish. 

“Okay kid, Ryan’s gonna send an ambulance to find you, alright? Just fucking stay where you are, they’ll be there soon.”

“Th’s great Geoff...think I’m just gonna sit down until then...fucking tired...”

”No Michael you gotta stay up, gotta stay awake. You can sleep when the ambulance gets there. Please Michael we can’t...we can’t fucking lose you.”

The fear in his voice is frighteningly clear to all of them. Michael chuckles a little, the sound too weak for either of his older lovers to handle.

“No worries boss, I got you...I’ll be fine. Fuckin’ indestructible, remember? I’ll be fine. Can hear ‘em now. I’ll be fine. Gotta go”

Geoff and Ryan both pray that what he says will be true. They hear the sounds of a siren, of hurried Swedish, then English as they realize Michael can barely understand. The line goes dead, removed by hands that know how to switch it off. Michael’s hands. Geoff turns to look at Ryan and is horrified to see his normally colorful Ryan, always so calm and collected, pale and shaking and looking far too close to fainting for it to be good. Geoff doesn’t hesitate to stand, to wrap his arms around his lovely Ryan and hold him close.

“He’ll be fine. He’s too stubborn not to be.”

Ryan doesn’t respond, just presses himself closer to Geoff and shakes, the fear he holds too close to his chest for either of his lovers to know, the fear of being alone all over again, crashing through him like ice. Michael will be fine. He has to be.

[huntforachievements]

Okay but just think of an au based on the There Is No Learning Curve LP series.

 Michael, Ryan and Geoff wake up in this stark white room. No memory of how they got there, who they are, how or even if they know each other. They only know their names because of the signs above their beds when they wake up. 

They stumble around a bit, searching around their room for some way out. They find some chests laying out, no weapons to defend themselves or tools to help them escape though, just loads of pies (”Who the fuck likes pies that much?!”) and a book and pen. There’s some writing scratched into the wall, warning them to find the secret numbers, that they’ll need them to escape, “They’re your salvation”. 

They find the way out of the room, a door was hidden in the wall that all the chests were facing. They begin going down a long hallway, another scratching warns them that they shouldn’t break the rules. “If you break the rules you’ll lose, he’ll make sure you never leave”. They continue down the hall and come upon a sign welcoming them and inviting them to come meet their “generous host” captor Harold. 

He greets them from behind bulletproof glass, a smile on his face and only one instruction, listen to what he tells you to do and solve his puzzles and no one will get hurt. There might even be a prize waiting for them at the end, something better than any old pies. The boys attempt to ask questions to Harold, gain information. Michael rages, screams for answers. Geoff curses at the windows, glaring around the room to throw to shatter the glass between him and the smiling asshole. Ryan just stays at the back, analyzing the situation, looking for some other way out. Harold just ignores them and heads out some door that leads to somewhere they can’t see.

They face their first challenge. Locking each other into rooms so that the others can get a chance to move forward with the challenge. They struggle at first. Ryan really doesn’t want Michael trapped alone one of the rooms with no way out. Geoff convinces him that it may be necessary. Michael, while initially not wanting to be trapped, offers to trust the other but they “better not leave me behind god dammit”. They manage to finally get through the set of doors, passing with only a small almost panic attack from Ryan. 

They make it to the next challenge, something involving jumping to and from ledges using heads what appears to be previous “guests” of Harold’s. Ryan realizes part of the way through that they’ve left the pie, their only food, back in the first room. The necessity of the quick escape increases as they all start to feel their hunger wear on them. The anxiety starts to affect everyone, bit by bit. Ryan eventually ends up missing a jump, injuring his ankle. Knowing that time isn’t really on their side in this situation they press ahead. Michael taking over the jumping for Ryan to give his ankle a break, if only for a little while.

They manage to stumble their way to next challenge, just barely noticing a missing number as they pass through. There’s no sign of Harold’s face or any signs to tell them what to do, just a lot of mine carts set up on a series of tracks. Sharp glass fills two of the tracks, making them impenetrable. After they make their way through the first series of tracks they manage find what appears to be the leftovers from the last “guests” that tried to make it through, all that remains is a couple pies and a healing potion. They split the pies and give the entirety of the healing potion to Ryan. “Even if we might be a little bruised and beaten, we’re not the ones with a fucking broken ankle”. They pass through the rest of the tracks with a little struggle. Eventually finding “Harold’s Secret Exit” and a key that, while not providing them an exit out of the compound does take them to the a sign that reads “Welcome to Stage 2” by way of some kind of rollercoaster.  

At the beginning of stage 2, they find an area to stop and rest for a while. The room has another set of beds with their names above them and another chest filled with more pies. They go to sleep then, trying not to think about how Harold may very well kill them tomorrow.

[horrificsmut]

Home for the Holiday (1/1 myeoff)

Rated M - warnings for food, swearing, mentions of sex, (implied) cannibalism. takes place in The Recipe AU. comments, reblogs, messages etc are what I live for!

summary: There’s a lot to be thankful for this year. Geoff prepares an elaborate meal for Michael and Ryan to show his gratitude.

Read it on AO3 here!

Happy Thanksgiving to you all (& for non-Americans, happy Thursday!). I hope this hilariously domestic and ironically adorable story about a gay cannibal threeway warms your heart <3

excerpt:

“You’re the chef, Geoff,” Ryan says, almost expressionless. “What would you suggest we serve on Thanksgiving other than turkey?”

Something changes in Michael’s posture and the air vibrates like a plucked guitar string.

“Venison, I was thinking,” Geoff says. “I mean, if you think you’ll have time to hunt before then. If not, we can always just do turkey or I could get some --”

Ryan interrupts him with a warm, soft laugh.

“Nobody likes turkey,” Ryan says. “If you’re OK with not pretending to like turkey, I am certainly alright with that.”

“I like turkey ok,” Michael interrupts.

Ryan and Geoff both shoot him an incredulous look.

“Well, I like it when you cook it, Geoff. I like everything you cook.”

“Brown-noser,” Geoff says under his breath. Michael sticks his tongue out at Geoff and kicks him lightly under the table.

“Children, please, not at the dinner table,” Ryan says.

[horrificsmut]

Rated M - warnings for food, swearing, mentions of sex, (implied) cannibalism, and smooth jazz. takes place in The Recipe AU. 36 minutes. comments, reblogs, messages etc are what I live for!

summary: There’s a lot to be thankful for this year. Geoff prepares an elaborate meal for Michael and Ryan to show his gratitude. 

DOWNLOAD OR STREAM HERE 

Story text up on AO3 tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving to you all (and for non-Americans, happy Wednesday and Thursday!!!). Whether you’re traveling, staying home, looking forward to the holiday, or dreading it, I hope this hilariously domestic and ironically adorable story about a gay cannibal threeway warms your heart <3

[satansprettyprose]

Hello, it is I, your local myeoff trash. I'm not sure if you're still doing the OTP ask thing but if you are, could you pretty please do myeoff?? (what else would I ask for honestly tho)

I can do this

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

They’re all fucking terrible and actual sexting happens maybe once out of every like dozen times.

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

They’re all fucking emotional assholes. Disney nights ends with the three of them just cuddling and sobbing.

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

Are we even surprised by who I’m gonna say anymore. It’s Geoff.

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Ryan does it. Michael playfully swats at his hands, Geoff plays along because he gets a kiss.

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

Michael does it the most often, but Geoff does it just to be an ass.

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?

Geoff got Michael hooked. Ryan is in hell.

Who laughs more during sex?

Michael giggles the most. It’s adorable.

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

Michael fits the best but they’ll swap around.