Feb 17
Have you met the mice yet? You seem to be around Earth an awful lot to have not seen a mouse or two.
Or a Vogon? You've seen space, you probably have seen one of them around. Ugly things. Bad poetry. They destroyed the Earth. Made the mice mad.
Mice! Yes, met several. I speak mouse or-the correct term, I squeak mouse. Only a few dialects, mostly house mouse and a bit of northern field.
Ah. Vogons, yes. Nasty creatures, cruel, intelligent in every way but emotionally, and hopelessly stiflingly bureaucratic. Everything I despise wrapped up in one big ugly green thing. Like a walking boogie.
