Y’all I’m going to get fired bc my manager is named Michael and today he answered the phone as you normally do (“[Place I work] this is [Name] how can I help you today?”) and when he said Michael, I, under my breath, whisper-yelled “Michaelllll” like that one fan-audio of Springtrap (“Don’t leave me here! Michaellllll!!”) and he heard me I have to die.


















