#michael gavey

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can i be disgusting? when michael said he was going for a slash it turned me on. ty and goodnight.

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They should've given Michael a pocket protector that would've made him so fuckable.

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Which do I work on next?

My Aemond wip (kissing and potential smut)

My Michael wip (pure smut)

My very long Abraham wip which has gone from just smut to a long oneshot

Ettore Musing (suggestive)

Voting ended onAug 2

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Michael Gavey Musings - Plus size gf || 18+ MDNI

Michael would absolutely adore having a plus size girlfriend!! He would love the way her thick thighs rub together and strain against the confines of her plaid skirts :((( How cosy and warm she would be surrounded by her plush jumper! The way her breasts would stick out and fabric contours itself to her stomach :((( The way!!! when she wears a blouse and the buttons threaten to pop at any second!!! Leaving a huge gap where he can see her frilly cute bra underneath :((( Michael would spend countless hours on all fours just between her thighs, he swears the more pressure she applies the quicker he can solve his complex maths equations!! But when he stands up with a look of eureka mixed with euphoria all she can see is the big red blush on his face and the tightened tent in his trousers begging to be released :((( He would adore her soft plump lips that make him see the stars when they kiss!! and pray to a God when she takes his cock between them :))) Her tender, warm and squishy hands bringing him to ecstasy when she edges him!! How silky those same hands feel when she holds his hands or touches his face (especially when she fixes his glasses for him)!!!! Michael's favourite part of her body (other than her brain) is her meaty thighs that beg for him to grab and squeeze, that is if his head is not caught between them - something about the pressure of them brings him comfort, particularly when your stomach is not far from his groping hands either :))) He adores her on top of him, breasts moving in time with each bounce and thrust, stomach and thighs on full display for him to hold onto, large arse slapping against his thin thighs!!! He also loves taking her in missionary; her beautiful round face twisted in pleasure that he is giving her, how her whole body reacts and ripples from toe to head :((( Michael cannot stop himself from slotting himself between her thighs, whether it's his cock, face or hand :((( They'll be having a nice cute date at the pub, she goes up to the bar to get him a drink while he has a slash and before she knows it his hand is up her skirt :((( He just wants to sit next to her with his hands in between her warmth :(( He'd love a cuddle on the sofa!! Both of you in your fleeced pjs with a snuggly blanket on, book in one hand and a warm drink on the table!!

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Ewanverse Musings - The Meal Deal

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Characters: Aemond, Michael, Billy T., Billy W., Martin, Ettore, Abraham

TW: Ettore is a TW himself

Notes: idk why but my brain just decided to say 'ewan definitely eats those gross egg pots you can get at a meal deal with a lil sweet treat' and it has divulged into this. Dividers by @/pixopix and @/cursedcarmine

Aemond Targaryen

Coffee

Poke bowl

Lindt treat bar (he deserves a lil treat)

Aemond wants to maximise everything, even what he eats.

I like to HC that he actually doesn't eat much (see sad singular berry and two lettuce leaves at Harrenhal), so he's going for something that can give him the energy he needs for whatever he's up to.

That and he probably doesn't sleep well so needs the caffeine.

He's also a fancy bitch. He needs the best.

Michael Gavey

Ham and Cheese (no mayo)

Crunchie

Water

Michael is not a fancy man, he's pragmatic and straightforward. He's getting the basics with an indulgence of a crunchie.

I don't think he does condiments, they seem a bit 'risky'

Billy Taylor

Oasis (orange)

Cornish pasty

Salt and Vinegar Crisps

sweet sweet Billy T. I think he loves the classics. The cornish pasty isn't great but it reminds him of his mother's cooking.

Billy Washington

Dr Pepper

Chicken and bacon pasta pot

BBQ beef big hula hoops

I think Billy W. loves a great deal - a pasta pot and crisps are basically two meals in one!

Its classic, safe but also consistent. I think he regularly goes to his local corner shop and knows the route subconsciously, he picks up the same few things.

Martin

Coke

Southern-fried chicken wrap

Thai sweet chili crisps

I think Martin thrives on chaos, he likes a bit of spice but is not immune to the classics

Ettore

Energy drink

Tomato, cheese and chicken pasta pot

Egg pot

He needs the energy to stay up all night watching people :)))

He's also a wrongun' who seems like he enjoys working out *cough* showing his body *cough* so he likes the boiled eggs

I can see him tearing up a pasta pot like it's nobodies business.

Abraham

Bacon, egg, sausage sandwich

Banana

Natural fruit juice

He's a big strong lad who has to fuel up to word on his horses, so he's definitely getting something that'll give him energy.

I can see him loving breakfast and meat so sando is an obvious choice

Banana has a slow energy release and he definitely loves some freshly squeezed fruit juice to keep him nice and cool.

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Ewanverse as Legendary Reddit stories

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Characters: Aemond, Michael, Genyen, Ettore, Billy W. and Abraham

TW: Ettore is a TW by himself, Reddit mention

Notes: I thought this would be funny to do, it is inspired in part to this post as it reminded me of the cheesewheel story with Genyen lmao. I didn't want to do any sad/serious stories so I picked some funnier ones. Dividers by @/pixopix

Aemond Targaryen - Decoy Cheese (link)

Aemond had never had a good relationship with his mother, his family life was strained to say the least. So when he heard your mother would be moving in temporarily he was nervous, desperate to make a good impression and dare he say a tad excited to have a motherly figure in his life.

What he didn't know was that your family dynamic wasn't any better and praying to the Old Gods and New that this would be a temporary arrangement with a quick fix.

She had pleaded and begged to get to know your betrothed better, that she would lose you to some dangerous stranger who would keep you locked away in the Red Keep forever.

And he tried his best, Aemond truly did. When she would shriek, complain or dreadingly talk absolute drivel. He was calm, observant, almost a servant to her every whim that was until the cheese incident happened.

"The bitch won’t keep her hands off my cheese."

"And there it was, my beautiful brie and humble Humbolt Fog, my perfect parmesan and mind-blowing mozzarella. All scrapped unceremoniously off the plate, into the trash." "She played innocent and explained that she thought it had been left out on accident and that she was “just taking care of the rancid food left to rot on the countertop. I was trying to help!”

"the false cheese had been discarded, and fetched the true cheese from the high shelf." "She lunged at me and tried to knock my plate out of my hand, but I jumped back and narrowly missed her claws."

"“She tricked me! She put out decoy cheese to trick me!”"

"I will never in my life forget seeing a 60 year old woman stamping her feet on the ground and screaming “DECOY CHEESE!” That memory will warm me for many cold winter nights to come."

Aemond could not act out like he normally would, though raged filled him he could not enact it on his Mother-in-Law to be in fear she would call off the engagement.

But he was not prepared to have another lot of his immaculate cheese from Pentos thrown to the dogs, it was one of his few pleasures in life to indulge on cheese and wine while airing his frustrations out with his future wife. He would not have it ruined again by the old hag.

Fleabottom cheese would have to do, not that she would know the difference. He came to your room with the finest Arbour wine and specialty cheeses for your usual arrangement.

What happened next came as a shock to you, your mother leapt at him as he expertly dodged. You watched as the woman who raised you stomped her feet as if she were a babe denied feeding.

She left quickly after that, though your betrothed never forgave her he tolerated her for your sake, much like you tolerated his family.

Aemond is nothing if petty and vengeful. He 100% would put out a decoy cheese to make her look like a fool and prove his point if he could not act on his emotions, he does love you after all.

Michael Gavey - Pretending to not know what a Potato is (link)

You were so excited for your parents to finally meet your handsome genius of a boyfriend, Michael. He unfortunately was not that excited at all but begrudgingly knew it was a rite of passage and how important it was to you.

Michael never found it important to meet the parents of who he was dating, I mean yes you were his second ever girlfriend but it wasn't like he was dating them.

He thought it would be funny. A joke. A good way to break the ice. Like there is no way someone would actually believe he didn't know what a potato was.

But it fell like a lead balloon. He's sitting there awkwardly wetting his lips and chuckling to himself at your family's stupidity while you sit there unamused, stabbing your fork into the potato in front of you.

It all escalated so quickly. And he was thrown out of the house without your support.

"Sir, before today I never heard of a potato. I still don't know what a potato is, other than some kind of food. I don't know what to tell you."

Finally the father said I should "Get the fuck out of his house" and I said it was irrational to treat me like this just because I never heard of a potato before. Well let me tell you he didn't take that kindly.

Great, now he had two ex-girlfriends to worry about.

First of all the wording of this is so fucking Michael I'm cRYING

Also, second gf ever and has no idea how to socialise with her parents, yeah that's Michael

He's very committed to the bit and so in over his head.

Genyen/Shawn - Cheesewheel Breakup (link)

This was meant to be your new start. A fresh new place with a house to call your own. Shawn had saved up a lot of money, granted you didn't know how he got the money or where it come from but you trusted him. He had changed from that boy you met years ago, was more honest and open.

Well, you thought things had changed. That was until he walked in wheeling some cheese the size of several bowling balls.

"They were selling a 140 pound wheel of 21 year old cheddar." "The farm was selling the entire wheel for 18,500$. If I cut it into 200g wedges and sell it at 60$ each. I can make 38,000$."

"TLDR; my girlfriend is staying with her parents because I spent my share of our savings on a cheese wheel which can be cut into wedges and sold for a sizeable profit."

All you could do was stand there, jaw to the floor and eyes wider than the damned cheese wheel itself.

It was over.

Your savings? Gone. Your future? Dashed. Your new life? Back at the starting line. Your boyfriend? Standing there with a dopey grin and wide eyes, rabbiting on about profit and investments.

Boyfriend? Yeah no. Back to your parents with your tail between your legs it was. All because your stupid boyfriend couldn't keep his fingers unsticky.

Genyen is always grifting and understands absolutely nothing about finances. He would 100% spend all your savings on some elaborate plan to make more money but is actually in horrific and debilitating debt.

He would totally buy and sell AI NFTS bc he sucks,

Ettore - Poop Knife (link)

Being on a vessel floating in deep space while being experimented on by a psychotic murderer is horrifying, but not the most horrifying thing - that came from Ettore.

Sure he was creepy and always watching you with his silent predatory stare but that still wasn't the worst thing about him.

The worst was when he opened his mouth to speak to you for the first time.

"My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap"

"He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?""

"My friends sister laid a huge turd in the toilet." "...runs down to bathroom and screams who the shit this turd"

D-did he just ask where the ship's poop knife was? what the fuck is a poop knife?

He starts to get irritated, thinking you're messing with him. You can't help but laugh as his face turns violent, the other inmates overhear the conversation and start to quietly snicker - shock horror crosses his face at the realistation. No one else uses a poop knife.

Everyone stares in awe at his massive shit in the toilet and its persistence to not flush, for all this places' high tech it was defeated by Ettore's shit. And that was hilarious.

LISTEN. I wasn't going to do any dark stories and this just made me scream laugh at the idea of big scary Ettore trying desperately to make human contact and just deapan asks you about a poop knife.

He also went into the system pretty young so the idea of his terrible family life barely having a flushing toilet and not ever learning that this isn't normal seems fitting.

Billy W. - Throwing my steak out a window (link)

You're trying so hard to make a good first impression at work and go over to your boss' for dinner with your husband Billy.

He's really trying. He's even dressed in a nice suit, shaved, worn some fancy cologne you got him and is trying to look interested.

And then the steak incident happened.

It wasn't his fault the steak was undercooked, granted he mostly survived off of takeways, dinosaur nuggets and pizza.

He saw the window. Perfect. And lobbed the steak at maximum velocity directly into the window. To his surprise it was not open, just clean - a rarity to Billy. He just stared as the steak slides down the window in slow motion and tried not to make eye contact with you.

"I grabbed the steak with my hand... and executed a perfect throw right through the center of the open window." "The window wasn't open." "slab of steak slammed up against it and slowly slid down leaving a trail of bloody juice in its wake"

"I… I'm so sorry. I am such a clutz… I don't know… I was just cutting it.. and… it… … it slipped… just ask my wife, I really am a clutz… right honey?… (no help coming from that direction) … I will clean this up… I can't believe this… I am so sorry"

You sit there aghast and horrified as thousands of thoughts run through your head - that this is the end for you, your job and even maybe your marriage.

But thankfully your boss just laughs it off.

Like Unemployed Billy trying so hard to be a good husband to you but cannot help but be a failure male wife is everything to me

You cannot tell me that this absolute loser of a man would not find some way to fuck anything up.

Abraham - Farting on a bratty child (link)

Getting drunk with Abraham and going to the nearest shop ro refill on drinks and find some activities from the night wasn't out of the ordinary, but on this fateful night he showed you a different side to him you had never seen before.

He was stumbling through the aisles, that was normal. Slurring his words and laughing at the simplest things, that was normal. What he told you next was not.

The shrieking of a child from several aisle's over caught your attention, then he said those words - he was going to rip a fart of epic proportions on this child's face, that was not normal even for drunk Abraham.

"I tell my friend, "I'm gonna fart on this kids head. Watch and learn.""

"However, today I couldn't help myself. I have my head tilted back looking at this kid out of the corner of my eye, to ensure accuracy."

"The initial blast was mighty and boisterous. I swear I saw his hair blowing in the wind"

"I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart."

You watched in horror and hilarity as your boyfriend positioned himself next to the shrieking brat, bent down to look at the horse figurines and let out a juicy fart.

To laugh or to cry?

The man of your dreams, perhaps future father to your children just ripped ass causing the child to cry and mother to scream at him.

You dashed out the door after paying for your game and sat in silence while studying the board - whisky. More whisky was needed for this night.

I read this and was like 'yeah that's Abraham' idk what to tell you.

I think he'd be so playful when he's drunk.

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So my account was terminated the first time well, I kinda went a little crazy, my anxiety and stress levels were up the roof , because you had that account since high school the only one that's working and all your works made from your blood , sweat , tears and sanity are in that account terminated. ( I do not want to make a new email address to just make a new account , it's too much of a hassle also if it happens and if I have to make a new one I hope not , I screenshot my chat records your usernames in case in )

Thank the mother of dragons that they accepted my appeal and recovered my account today.

The reason someone was trying to be me, that's what the Tumblr staff said in the email. So I had to change my password just in case.

So I'm back and @cyeco13 I'm so sorry that I bombarded your DM in Instagram I was very terrified , sorry about that.

And I'm going to take a break from Tumblr for a while after that experience I'm emotionally drained after that experience getting locked out for the second time first one I got scammed I rather not remember that , but don't worry I'll update the chapter but I'm not telling you which one.

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on the topic of martin , that one scene where he has the glasses on and he’s kissing a hand like awakened me in a way I really cannot explain 🙏 life changing shit right there Mr Mitchell

Do you think they are the same glasses he wore when he played Michael Gavey?