#michael tall

[ask-hormonalrhetorical]

Michael! What are your plans after you get married?

Michael: Kevin and I are going to go honeymoon in Transylvania in Rome. Then we are going to move fully into our apartment, and it’s a 2 bedroom because he really wants a kid so I’ve been looking into all that.

Henrietta: I thought you didn’t like kids?

Michael: I’m iffy on it but Kevin would be such an amazing dad and I won’t hold him back from that. He keeps photos of Karen and Kenny as babies on him at all times and he’s pretty much taken care of them both on his own.

[ask-hormonalrhetorical]

Henrietta: Sup. 

Michael: Hey guys! I’m getting married tomorrow so me and my squad thought we should chit chat.

Pete: I’m best man, or whatever.

Bradley: Pete’s been so excited for this

Heidi: I don’t even know why I’m here

Ike: Oh! Hey everybody whats up gamers?

Firkle:

|asks are open for the goth kids, heidi, bradley (from cartman sucks), and ike|

[ask-hormonalrhetorical]

Heidi why dont you tell us so we can help you?

Heidi: Well- I’m, I’m pregnant and like you guys are probably all thinking like “wow that is shit” because you know you think it’s Cartman’s. But I’m not even sure it is his.

Pete: Woah, back up like two steps sister. Who else could it be?

Heidi: Kenny’s.

Michael: No way.

Henrietta: Well does it even matter? Just abort it.

Heidi: Thats another issue, my parents wont let me.

[ask-hormonalrhetorical]

Why don't you give it to Michael and Kevin?

Michael: Well if it’s Kenny, then Kenny needs to help Heidi raise it. But if it does end up being Cartman’s, I think me and Kevin could be able to handle it.

[ask-hormonalrhetorical]

Who is micheal dating ?? 👀

Henrietta: Kenny’s older brother

Pete: Fuck, I can’t think of his name, but Michael is pretty sure they’re going to get engaged and married and stuff. So lame.

[ask-hormonalrhetorical]

so Kevin heard you were with Michael?

Kevin: You heard correct. Michael is my boyfriend.

Kenny: They’re gross together.

[ask-hormonalrhetorical]

KEVIN??? babie,,,

Pete: Yeah!! That’s his name, he has multiple jobs so whenever he’s free Michael is with him.

Henrietta: They’re really cute together, they’re at a Soft Kill concert right now.

[ask-hormonalrhetorical]

Where's Micheal?

Pete: He’s with his conformist boyfriend going to some concert or some shit, so we have to postpone our séance tonight.