Hormonal Rhetorical

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Why don't you give it to Michael and Kevin?

Michael: Well if it’s Kenny, then Kenny needs to help Heidi raise it. But if it does end up being Cartman’s, I think me and Kevin could be able to handle it.

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Are you sure you want to kill Cartman still?

Heidi: Yep, that’s still happening in a few days. This entire thing has made me want him dead more.

Henrietta: Oh thank fuck he’s going to be gone.

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Well if it's Kenny's you can just give it to him.

Heidi: I had thought about it and I have discussed mostly with Clyde on what they wanted to do for the future. But, Clyde has to take in his older sisters baby since his sister is dead and I don’t know if it’s right for me to add another child onto them. They’re both poor. It would still be favorable for it to be Kenny’s, I don’t think I’d be able to bear raising Cartman’s kid.

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Heidi why dont you tell us so we can help you?

Heidi: Well- I’m, I’m pregnant and like you guys are probably all thinking like “wow that is shit” because you know you think it’s Cartman’s. But I’m not even sure it is his.

Pete: Woah, back up like two steps sister. Who else could it be?

Heidi: Kenny’s.

Michael: No way.

Henrietta: Well does it even matter? Just abort it.

Heidi: Thats another issue, my parents wont let me.

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ike how has kyle been recently?

Ike: He’s been really grumpy the past few months.

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ike whats your favourite meme?

Ike: All.

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henrietta do you like heidi

Henrietta: I’m not going to say.

Heidi: Wait? Do you?

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Pete, Bradley, how have you two been doing?

Pete: Pretty chill.

Bradley: Pete and I are doing great!

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Whats wrong Heidi?

Heidi: I-I have like a really big issue and like it’s life destroying and confusing and I don’t know if Im ready to announce it yet. I dont know what Im going to do. I thought it’d be okay but then like, fuck. 

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Heidi how have you been?

Heidi: Bad.

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Michael! What are your plans after you get married?

Michael: Kevin and I are going to go honeymoon in Transylvania in Rome. Then we are going to move fully into our apartment, and it’s a 2 bedroom because he really wants a kid so I’ve been looking into all that.

Henrietta: I thought you didn’t like kids?

Michael: I’m iffy on it but Kevin would be such an amazing dad and I won’t hold him back from that. He keeps photos of Karen and Kenny as babies on him at all times and he’s pretty much taken care of them both on his own.

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Henrietta: Sup. 

Michael: Hey guys! I’m getting married tomorrow so me and my squad thought we should chit chat.

Pete: I’m best man, or whatever.

Bradley: Pete’s been so excited for this

Heidi: I don’t even know why I’m here

Ike: Oh! Hey everybody whats up gamers?

Firkle:

|asks are open for the goth kids, heidi, bradley (from cartman sucks), and ike|

[ask-hormonalrhetorical]

Hey all! Mod Kayleigh here, I’m going to be taking a break!! When I come back thought we will be very close to the storyline ending. So look out for when this ask blog is done and me and @raging-white-knight start a new one.

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Clyde: Okay, so my dad just texted me something really, concerning.

Gary: Oh fish, that’s, not good. We need to go.

|the ask box is now closed|

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Clyde, did you dad leave already?

Clyde: Yeah! He texted me but I don’t wanna check it out of spite.

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Have you guys ever sent nudes?

Clyde: I accidentally sent my nudes to everyone once.

Gary: Oh definitely not. I like to keep to myself.

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when is cartman going to be GONE

Clyde: New year baby!! 2020 going to be a great year.