#michael thots

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thinking about a book club with the streaming house boys all over again, just sharing books, opinions, and most importantly, making them read your smutty books 🙂‍↕️

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What if Bryan gave you a sexy calendar of him and the boys for your birthday

Jesus Bryan, are you going to say hi, or happy birthday before you slap me in the face with all your dicks? (ily and this thot anon 💕)

As cheesy as this calendar might seem, I can’t help but feel that each of the guys is genuinely enjoying the opportunity to do it.

You can expect to see Folio on the drums, the photo strategically capturing him in a way that keeps him partially covered. Jolly in those leather pants—I can’t think of anything sexier than how he looked in them. Ruffilo, looking classy as ever, covering himself with his guitar. Noah is undoubtedly showing off his flexibility skills from when he does the Dethrone roar on stage, and he even reacted to it in a photo just for you, only a bit more revealing. Brian and his camera, while not doing much to keep him covered, is present in that photo. For Matt, I can’t help but think of the photo from him in the pool, and I can only imagine him stretching back in a way that the water is the only thing keeping everything from being on show. Davis looks handsome as ever, and the picture of him in that lounge hammock? Imagine that, except now he’s wearing a lot less, showing off those meaty thighs. There’s also a photo in there of Davis, Noah, and Michael recreating the one of them three together, but this time, they’re wearing a lot less.

Regardless, it’s clearly a fun experience for them all, and your reaction to it is certainly worth it.

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I love your smut thots, but I'm here for all of your soft thots too, just so you know💕

tysm anon 💕 I HAVE SOFT THOTS TOO 🥹 It also depends on the kind you want, but let me share my favourite group ones (Omens + Matt + Davis + Jesse + Michael)—because I love a polycule with my boys.

You spend most of your days at home together just hanging out. In the summer, it’s usually outside by the pool. Most of the time, Folio or Davis thinks it’s funny to try and tip you off the huge floaty you’ve taken over the pool with, while the rest of the guys either encourage them or just tease you from the sidelines.

Sometimes you’re all listening to music together—going through your favourites or playing karaoke at home. Everyone picks a song for someone else to sing, often choosing something you know they’ll hate or something you can lovingly roast them for.

My favourite green room pre-show hangouts usually involve music too. Sometimes you try to teach a couple of them a dance to an old 2000s song—Folio is definitely up there trying it with you. Steps 5, 6, 7, 8 is my favourite choice for this.

Another favourite moment: you and Jesse are always trading books, and after you finally convince Michael to listen to one of your smutty audiobooks, he decides he wants to start a little book club with you. Eventually, it turns into group listening sessions while the rest of the guys are gaming or doing their own thing nearby.

There are so many nights where you’re all cooking together—or you’ve made them breakfast just because. It’s soft, sweet, and so domestic 🥰

[concretejunglefm]

michael taylor in the new bomens photos is making me go insane. he would talk you through it

I don’t need another man to obsess over or maybe I do

But you’re right; he genuinely looks like he would. Just whisper softly against your ear as he does, sharing his most dirty thoughts and how you feel around him 🫠

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Just a passing thot but all of them would benefit from a shared *toy* staying under the desk to help them relax as they work 🥰

when they need to destress, you'll be nothing more than a toy for them to play with, like a stress ball but cuter and with a warm, welcoming hole

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The fact that Michael wasn’t modeling in the new merch drop? I’m shattered.

no Michael, no folio, what is this?! 😭