#michael tsai

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MICHAEL MIGUEL KAZUYA TSAI, TWENTY-FOUR, J. PARK

he became a cholo. honestly, it probably had something to do with craig daniel and his stupid dance classes, considering the obvious and all. he was probably one of the first ~kids that he took under his ~wing (lol, not creepy sounding at all) after he decided to take a break from his illustrious career in latin american hip-hop created by people who aren't really latin american. yeah, anyway, craig saw ~something in him and was like: "YEAH, THIS GUY HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO BE LIKE………. ME" and, it pretty much spiraled from that point. he became friends with people that craig was friends with - like, you know, daddy yankee and pitbull before they got famous. he probably had some awful cholo sounding nickname stamped onto him by them and blah, blah, blah. like lil' blazer. i have no idea. he's not famous or anything - not yet, and really, there's a chance that he never will be. either way, he's a pretty well known ~underground ~latin hip-hop musician and ~b-boy dancer (let's be real, it had to be included somehow) and that's really… all he does with his life. he didn't go to college. he doesn't PLAN on going to college; all he wants to do is DANCE. DANCE, I SAY, ESE!1!1!! when he isn't doing what he does best, he can be found hanging out at taco bell at two in the morning with the likes of esme gilmore and such. watching triunfo del amor and getting little star tats on his neck to commemorate the people that get killed. he's also always like: "what would maximilliano do?" even though maximilliano isn't the greatest role model apparently (lol, i really need to watch an ep of this fucking show). he wears sombreros at inappropriate times - though, really, it's always inappropriate to wear a sombrero casually when you're suppose to be korean. he can SPEAK fluent korean, but he can also speak fluent spanish. so…. one guess as to which he prefers to use. he def has a low rider that he rides around DANGEROUSLY LOW (he's gotta go~), and he has a soft spot for… like, imogen heap or some shit and sits inside his bathroom… in the bathtub listening to hide or seek on full blast/repeat when something goes wrong in his life. he's generally super enthused and happy about things - and bro hugs it out with people which usually ends with him just groping them and staring into their eyes for a few seconds afterward before being like, "BREAKFAST BURRITO, ESE?" yada yada yada.