Just a little thing I wrote
“No.”
“…Please put some more thought into this. We’d love to have a team member like you.” The man named Wake said, smiling a little. “…There’s free doughnuts on Fridays at the office.”
I looked away and shook my head again. “It’s better if I stay in the house, it’s safer for everyone like this.” When was the last time I even left the house? A couple months? A year? I’ve lost count of the days; they seem to meld together after so long. I didn’t have to go to the store anymore ever since the option to buy groceries became available online. Who needs to go outside and accidentally kill someone? I sure don’t.
Wake sighed. “Look, I know about your situation. I’ll make sure you won’t hurt anyone. You can have your own room to yourself if that seems more safe to you.”
“I really don’t want to do this. I hate death, what makes you think I want to do this? I’m not a murderer, and I don’t want to be one like you guys.” How did this guy even find me? I kept to myself usually, except for online on MMORPGs and other video game communities. Well now that I think about it, it wouldn’t be that hard to track me down, especially from Wake. He didsay that he hacked computers and stuff for the organization. Probably found my IP Address and everything about me from the web.
Wake just sighed and leaned against the door frame. “We’re not all murderers. If you really don’t want to be called a murderer, don’t kill anyone. We’ve got a couple of openings for other things that don’t require you to be on the field. Allen gets information by listening to the enemy. We could have you work on something like that until you’re more comfortable.”
I narrowed my eyes and shook my head. “You’re not really getting this, are you? I could accidentally kill everyone in the whole organization. Do you really want someone like that working for you? I could kill you easily, you know.”
“Which is why having you would be the best and coolest thing ever!” He cried. I’ve never seen anyone so excited about what I can do. Most people just stay away from me. “Of course, this would mean that you would have to leave your home here and come with me to Kansas City.”
“You guys run a gang in Kansas City? That doesn’t seem like a place a gang would hang out.”
“Hey, all the other big cities were taken. Also, it’s much easier to manage a smaller city. Smalls is thinking about expanding, but KC will do for now. I’m surprised you knew about KC, Mr. Canadian.”
Well, at least it’s a smaller city. I could probably manage there. Plus I bet they pay better than the job I do right now; working the chat rooms for troubleshooting and customer service doesn’t pay much. And the people are stupid. Most people were stupid when it came to customer service.
I pushed my glasses up and looked at Wake once again. “Do I get time to think about it? This is kind of a big think to consider. There’s the whole work visa and everything to sort out, right?”
“Sure, just tell me soon. I can probably get that all taken care of once you decide. Most of the crew is excited to have a new member. The Castors especially, but they can be assholes when they want to be. I would advise you to stay away from Deaf and Mute.”
Deaf and Mute? I guess they’re code names or something. Are they seriously excited for me to join them? “Yeah, I’ll keep in touch and tell you when I figure out what I want to do.”
“Awesome! Here’s my business card for when you wanna reach me. I’m glad that you changed your mind a bit.” Wake handed a flimsy little card to me, being careful not to touch my bare hands.
“Shut up. It’s my personal email. Anyway, I hope to hear you soon, Wen!” And with that, Wake turned around and started his way back to wherever he came from.
“Yeah…” What am I getting myself into?









