VAMPIRES SUCK! (Childish Rant)
*Sigh* I have so much to say & I don’t know where to begin. This is towards a so called “musician” named Michael Orlando! From that piece of shit band Vampires Everywhere! Let’s begin by I fucking hate you & what you stand for! This may be a childish rant but fuck it! It needs to be said.
At first, when I heard about your band I didn’t think anything of it first. When I heard you guys were joining Wednesday 13 on tour I gave you fuckers a listen. You weren’t great! That whole fucking album felt like no energy was put into it & there was so much auto tune in it. Then I heard the demos that were posted on Twitter a few months back. Good god mother fucker I know I can’t sing but fuck you should’ve known the same shit about yourself! It’s no wonder the auto tune was used & is continued to be used.
Now comes the time that I saw you live at the Calling All Corpses Tour. Damn was I glad I didn’t see you guys at Wednesday’s first show! During this time I only thought that you were decent but once you played in Charlotte NC & started to sing I knew you were in the business for all the wrong reasons! Within your fucked up set list you played “Teenage Dreams” by Katy Perry. To be honest I think that’s the only cover I liked. Your voice was auto tuned throughout the show though so I guess that’s what made the cover alright. If it wasn’t for that, it’d be shit!
Now, speaking of covers this is the real reason I started this shit. What the fuck were you fucking thinking when you decided to piss & shit all over one of the greatest songs out there that was made by a REAL MUSIC ARTIST?! You giant pile of diarrhea! If Kurt were alive he’d piss on you (Miley Cyrus as well) for ruining what he created. You took “Rape Me” & turned it into something that was NEVER the intention of the song! Once I heard that cover you ruined (I know you don’t care I’m just a pissed off child) my ability to listen to it. Every time it’s about to play on my phone I have to skip it because of your STUPID VOICE! The only thing I was able to do was just tolerate you but now I beyond despise you! A dislike became something more than just hate & taken to a whole other level! You took that song, auto tuned it to sound like Marilyn Manson, & sodomized it with your sexual stage antics! You fucking prick! Now your so called “fans” are stupid enough to say its “better?” Typical coming from lousy Scene kids & ignorant people that don’t know music! Speaking of fans; most of them are just fucking bitches that want to get fucked by you! Most of them aren’t even in it for the music that you supposedly create! If it wasn’t for your lousy “Vampire” gimmick along with the sexual acts you wouldn’t have the fans you do now & you know it! There’s only a few that actually respect you (I’m not one of them) and to those who do here’s something: Push this asshole to play actual music! Fuck the gimmicks! Fuck the sex! If you want to talk about being yourself then for fuck sakes be your fucking self Michael Orlando!
My opinion & I’m sticking to it. You will never be as big as Nirvana, ESTK, Wednesday 13, BVB, or FIR! Your so called music will eventually rot & your sex craved fans would have found another gimmicks bastard! That’s all you are! Nothing but a fake that talks about being “real” & nothing real comes out of you! At least Ronnie can actually sing from the heart & not ruin a cover song. Alexia from ESTK biggest respect for her & her band for not falling into these antics. Sings pure & with feeling! Andy can make people stand up & fight for their beliefs. Wednesday 13 the master of Horror Punk writes & writes for the love of music with his multiple side projects & shows everyone else they can do it too! Without being too serious! Kurt, a legend in his own right whether he wanted it or not became a symbol of hope for those in need of inspiration! You on the other hand you’re nothing. Nothing but a wannabe filled with ludicrous fans! If I ever see you live again before let’s say Alesana plays I’d like to punch you in the face! But if you play “Rape Me” while I’m there you can make sure it’ll be an all out boot party on your face!
There I got it out of my fucking system! As childish as it may be FUCK YOU MICHAEL!
PS: It may be wrong & Karma may be a bitch but I’ll say it anyway: I hope you die on tour!