#michelle stuff

[chandlersthripple]

I'm in legit tears right now because Andy Samberg is so happy and has a beautiful family and set of friends and career and I'm really glad for him, but I can't ever imagine being that blissfully in love and satisfied in life, and so now I'm really sad and I don't know what to do so I'm just crying in bed

[oldwizardboots]

I told Michelle I love her!!!!!

[oldwizardboots]

My girlfriend bought me this really nice lotion from bath and body works called Comfort, and it is so nice and soothing like honestly I don't usually buy into that stuff but it's like magic

[oldwizardboots]

Quick send me the Funny Birthday Memes™ that I can send to Michelle before she wakes up

[oldwizardboots]

"Babe does this outfit make me look like a lesbian" "It makes you look like a biker chick. You are a lesbian." "Yeah but I'm your lesbian" "Lesbian NoAss McBikerChick"

[chandlersthripple]

The Time I Met Kenan Thompson

Hey! Finally getting around to it!

So the other week, Kenan came to my school for an interview, so ofc i flipped tf out and was overly excited and went.

Here are some of the best things that happened: 

--I got to ask Kenan a question! I asked what the weirdest thing to happen late night at SNL has been, and he said it was when they came up with the idea for Reba! It was originally supposed to be a PSA by Reba for bald eagle awareness where she’d just be bringing up her love for bald eagles in random situations, but then “Samberg and those guys” came up with this other idea that played a lot better and was just off the walls. Then he added, “bless Samberg and those dudes” --THE INTERVIEWER WAS A SECOND COUSIN OF KELLYANNE CONWAY AND WAS SUPER EMBARRASSED IT WAS GREAT --Apparently, when Trump hosted, Kenan said he would go around to all the female cast members and ask if they liked shoes because he’d hook them up with his daughter Ivanka’s shoe line “She has great shoes” --He said Phil Hartman and Will Ferrell were probably the best cast members of all time. --Someone asked if he’s ever want to guest-star on B99 and he said he’d love to! The schedules are just hard to sync up (but I’m keeping my fingers crossed!) --Lorne once gave a $100 bill to a homeless person on the street without even a blink. Kenan added, “mind you, that’s all he had” lolol

After the interview, I stayed out back to meet him (which weirdly no one else did) and I briefly got to talk to him and tell him I loved “What Up With That”. He was so freaking incredibly sweet!!

[chandlersthripple]

hi i met kenan thompson 

will post more tomorrow

but also omg

[chandlersthripple]

So I made a promise to myself that I wouldn't rewatch entire series this school year because last year I spent way too much time rewatching parks and rec, 30 rock, and the office. But Brooklyn Nine Nine hasn't been on in foreverrrr Such a struggle