Feb 23, 2016
Vlad: You really think you're ready for war? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing. I've swallowed enough wood shards and shit them back out again to make a catapult. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with this fuckin' arm. Bro: I don't know that that's possible... I mean medically... Vlad: I piloted a bunch birds tied to each other over a canyon while on fire. Not the birds, I was on fire. Bro: Jesus, you're intense.