#microwave posting

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

'cause I'm in a fucking microwave

[theokoles-dartagnan]

Mm : mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmm-

*mmmmm mm MmMmmm*

Mm:

[worldismine39]

i invite you over to my house. it’s a giant microwave with paint on it to look like a house. i insist that yes, this is my house. when i open the front door, like 90% of the front of the house opens. i tell you ill be right in, and shut the door. you watch through the giant window helplessly as i get on a ladder and start struggling with the buttons

[glass-eating-fox]

microwaves should be more quiet

[invertedspoon]

mmmmmmkshpmmmm

[arachaoticnid]

me?

[miccrowave]

Mmmm mmm. “mM mM mM”…. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Mmmm… mmm.

[perhapsarodent]

Be careful when you open up your microwave. there may be circuit boards. they really hurt I learned