#midowlery

[cpt-james-potter]

Your mate McKinnon's probably a bigger slut than Black now. You really know how to pick them.

Fuck off.

[cpt-james-potter]

Anyone you'd fancy to meet under the mistletoe?

There’s a lovely Gryffindor gal that I wouldn’t hate meeting there.

[cpt-james-potter]

Happy Christmas, you filthy bloodtraitor [a balloon filled with pigs blood explodes when the letter opens

Cheers!

[atillingtoots-blog]

Happy Christmas, you filthy mudblood [a balloon filled with pigs blood explodes when the letter opens]

(spits to get blood out of his mouth) Thank you; you’re very generous.

[atillingtoots-blog]

Are you going back for more with Jones?

It was a date, and it was fun. We certainly didn’t do what you’re implying. We’re good mates.

[cpt-james-potter]

[owl] Dearest Jimmy-bo-billy. Happy Christmas! Have a brilliant day, indulge yourself and be merry! Lots of love, Marlene. xoxo [enclosed is a bag of dungbombs from zonko's joke shop, a bottle of ogden's old firewhisky and a new set of quidditch extra-grip gloves]

Dearest Marley-bo-barley,

Thanks! The gloves will come mighty handy when we cream Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff. 

I’m sure you know how the rest of your gift will be used.

Happy Christmas!

James

[atillingtoots-blog]

Hookum or Jones? And I mean Hestia Jones.

They’re both very good mates of mine.

[cpt-james-potter]

Painfully good looking Potter.

Thank you, kind Anonymous.