sometimes when I need to get off my ass I roll dice to go to a random location in my house. I did it tonight.
first roll: a thankful letter from a former student
second roll: a specific can of soup in the pantry
The can expires in 2027, so I opened it for dinner. I selected cayenne pepper and albahaca for seasoning. I rolled my die to select a third spice from the spice cabinet.
third roll: an unlabeled plastic jar of spices that expired in 2016. I have moved six(!) times since this oregano(?) expired. It smells like dust and pee.










