#mikenny

[nama-gone]

Everybody meet Mikenny. NOW.

[fontania]

mikenny

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:

shops for groceries: henrietta. mike will never be a valid option for anything kills the spiders: once again mike can’t kill things because we can’t have bugs near the flowers, and spiders are essential for thatcomes home drunk at 3am: definitely both of them. at the same time.  makes breakfast: mike wanted to impress her once but uh……… let’s just say it didn’t end well somebody might have called the fire department it was kind of a hassle remembers to feed the fish: if it were up to him, mike would feed the fishes to random stray cats. so henrietta is in charge of feeding them and keeping mike away from themdecorates the apartment: henrietta. mike doesn’t feel very manly when he’s at home. they literally have a portrait of a baby wearing a flower ffs  initiates duets: henrietta. mike plays along because there’s literally nothing this boy wouldn’t do for her. even if it includes rihanna or beyoncéfalls asleep first: for this, i’d say henrietta, but only because mike would look at her for a while and quietly marvel at his own good luck