#mikey simons

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yo, re: Mikey the mind reader! You mentioned Mikey R. and then it got suggested as Mikey Simons, but why not combine it, best of both worlds? Mikey R. Simons. no one knows what the R stands for, it's one of the points on Wes' new conspiracy board dedicated to Mikey lol.

anon this is big brain thinking

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Blame @scorpiris-sideralis​ for this. She reminded me of Kappa Mikey yesterday and now I can’t stop thinking and bingewatching about it. Now this is my new ship and I won’t shut up about it for probably a month or two

...Still suck at backgrounds tbh

Bonus:

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hot take: mikey casually slipping his hand into mitsuki’s while blabbering on about something and she’s internally having a flustered meltdown over it

addition to your hot take: he does it even as they get older

she’sholdingitiny’all

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More Kappa Mikey stuff

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Based on here

Lesson of today: If you date Mikey Simon, you'd be the first person to involuntarily witness his authentically raw stupidity or... oddity