More crack: What if Mikuzume steals Naruto by taking her home with him and buries him in her yard (because he's HER big brother now, and she's keeping him)? Or Madara? (Or Hashirama, even? I mean, can't get Madara without Hashirama, so she steals him too.)
Like. Naruto and/or Madara just take a snooze somewhere outside, cause it's nice out, and then they just wake up covered in dirt? (How big of a pile it is depends on how big it needs to be to be funny.)
Anon I'm cackling 😂 Mikuzume was already accidentally kidnapped-adopted, but now she's going to reverse kidnap-adopt in turn. Why stop at one brother? She'll take the entire set!
Edit: Because I forgot to add, Sai wakes up, sees the dirt and immediately blames everyone else for this misfortune. He’s not entirely wrong...