#mileskilo

[agent-psycho]

-smirks- Interesting /what/!? ...Okay, I'm done with you.

[agent-psycho]

-crosses arms- Imagine me giving you a blowjob with a face full of hair. How'd you like that?

-mimics his movement in a mocking manner-

“Apart from the fact that I doubt your pubescent face would be able to grow a ‘face full of hair’- I ain’t giving a damn. Actually, it’d even add an interesting sensation.”

[agent-psycho]

Merit you need to shave

“I don’t think so.”

[agent-psycho]

Its not exhausting or non-sexual when it includes making out, amerite?

“It’s exhausting to me. 'N making out is half-assed, only interesting if it helps leading to actual sex.”

[agent-psycho]

Did you just /smell/ me?

“It pretty hard not to. Got quite a scent on ya.”

*sniffs*

“Do I smell the blood of my enemies?”

[agent-psycho]

"Hands off my stuff, asshole."

[agent-psycho]

[txt] r u a cigarette bc u got a hot butt

[txt]: i can’t tell whether I find this hilarious or pitiful.

[vigilantemartyr]

☃

Sebastian let out a decidedly high-pitched shriek and clutched his head, glaring daggers at the Agent.

It took only a flick of his wrist to raise a truckload's worth of snow from the ground with a wave of Bucking Bronco, and another to dump the miniature snowstorm on Kilo.