one of the best things about dating Sans if you are a human (or any other species but im focusing on human here) is his sheer scientific interest in your body. Adoration and curiosity to the most mundane and simple things about you, which you don’t pay attention to, even. Of course he would be super nonchalant about it at first, but if you two are comfortable enough to explore each other’s bodies like babies with you gently knocking on his skull and him pinching you then i think he would go super nerdy. Share each other’s exploratory science freak if you will!! 🗣️
Oh, what was that sound? It was your stomach churning? How peculiar! What about this? It’s your heart beating, right? So soothing and quiet…he could listen to it all day long, it would make his naps even better. Your hair is so interesting, he would try to braid it for fun if it’s long enough. He sucks at braiding hair, but he watched tutorials online, he just needs some practice. Or he would just play around with it. Smell it too. And fuck, you are SO!! SOFT!! And warm...SOOO FUCKING PERFECT to sleep and cuddle with. The skin, the muscle, the fat, ugh he could squish and squeeze and stretch and poke you all day, especially where you’re most soft at like your belly or chest or thighs…oh, how pretty your bones are sticking out from under your skin, like on your wrists and ankles for example, or the ribcage ohhhh fuuuuck…he’d trace each one and press firm to feel the bones better, almost as if the fact that you have a skeleton makes him feel closer to you in nature…he’d also trace your veins, isn’t it amazing that your skin is actually translucent? Try shoving a flashlight into your mouth for fun his jaw would DROP like HOLY SHIIIITTT??? YOU’RE GLOWING LMAO. YOU LOOK SO DUMB AND YET HOW MIND BLOWING THIS IS!! He’d laugh and giggle SO MUCH. Those tiny holes in your skin, pores, right? So amazing how your body is adapted, how complex it is…are those bruises? Interesting…do they hurt much? Not really? Okay…oh your baby hairs on your forearms are adorable!! You can barely see them but they are there!! Wait, why are they sticking up? Are those goosebumps they were talking about in textbooks? Why are you having goosebumps? Are you cold? But your fingertips are warm that doesn’t make sense- Oh its cause im touching you here? What about here? Or there? Ah your heartbeat sped up, how fucking adorable….what if i…touch you down here instead? Does it feel good? You like it? You like how slow and gentle im being with my hands? Hmm? Its supposed to feel good, no? You’re shivering! You’re blushing? You’re WHIMPERING???? YOU WANT MORE?????? OH FUCK OH JEEZ OH CRAP HE IS B O N E D.
