#milo mayhem

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Today’s adventures in dyscalculia, we ordered Milo 64oz water bowls. They are the size of DINNER PLATES and he is THRILLED (we somehow managed to get two dogs in a row who’s great love in life is fresh drinking water, there was an instance where all the downstairs water bowls were empty so Milo YOWLED like he hurt himself so me and my dad went rushing downstairs and he was sitting Very Sadly by the empty bowls lol), but, ah, we definitely did not mean to order troughs for our house pony lmao.

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It’s not munday and I’m posting a lot ooc today but here’s my tiny daughter smiling at you all because she thinks you’re all fantastic ❤️❤️

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…there is a possibility that there is nothing but cobwebs and cookie crumbs between Milo’s ears just like Loki, but he’s such a love bug how do you fault him for that? 😂💕

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Merry Crisis from a smug young man named Milo, who’s THRILLED this ball was way too big for Loki’s mouth so that means he gets it, this is the only happy news we’ve got this Christmas because my sister ruined it for our entire family!

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So Milo has been taking frequent dips in the pool when he gets too warm (yay for self-management!!) or he wants to get rid of excess energy, or he just. wants to swim lol. so please enjoy this morning’s collection of Milo The Shepsky-Shark. In the photos he’s standing on a seat we have built into the pool that’s right by the pump and Dad made home-made bubblers so I think he either likes the jet or the bubbler given the expression on his face lmao. (the swimming video cuts off abruptly because I saw he was coming for me and he did indeed give me a remarkable shower which I didn’t really need lmfao)

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*to the tune of Baby Shark* husky shark, do do, do do do do, husky shark, do do, do do do do, husky shark, do do, do do do do, husky shark! 🎶😂

He did this himself. This is his 3rd dip this morning. He knows where the steps are and gets in and out easily but I still wanna get him a shark life jacket and make him wear it whenever he’s outside because he will NOT stay out of the pool lol.

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From two scrawny terrified street dogs to bellies full and bellies up on a California king sized bed with my parents squished in a corner 😅 the things we do for these boys

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Milo Knows He Is Not Allowed to Chew This Rope But Will Do It Anyways: a story in 4 parts after I grumped at him to stop it lmao. Milo is a walking face journey I s2g lmao