Oct 23, 2015
Stay tuned for a Milton/Andrea smutty oneshot this evening! I have been sitting on this for ages because I have no control over my life and actually have a fic surplus.
#I WRITE TOO DAMN MUCH.
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Stay tuned for a Milton/Andrea smutty oneshot this evening! I have been sitting on this for ages because I have no control over my life and actually have a fic surplus.
#I WRITE TOO DAMN MUCH.
BUT LIKE NOW I AM VISUALIZING MILTON IF HE'D SURVIVED WOODSBURY AND HIM GETTING A BIT DIRTY AND SCRUFFY AND WOW- I REALLY NEED TO FINISH WRITING THAT FIC.
Screw Caryl and Bethyl, can someone Photoshop Milton and Andrea into that hug scene for me to assuage my jilted lovers boner?
So I'm feeling my way around this new theory I have that you crack ship characters TO DEATH. First it was Milton and Andrea, and now Beth and Noah (probably).
Oh god, I am like the shipping version of the Plague Mary.
Like, I walk up to a new ship and am all like-
PS: But like, are Milandrea and Boah actual crack ships tho? Lets discuss.
Do you ever just sit and cry internally because you ship a rare ship with some of the most rare characters in the fandom?
*muted screech of rage and longing*
I was imagining how cute it would be if Milton watched Andrea sleep and then suddenly-
SOME DAYS I HAVE THIS HEAD CANNON WHERE MILTON AND ANDREA ESCAPED TO THE PRISON AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH A SLOW AWKWARD ROMANCE AND EVENTUALLY HAD A CUTE LITTLE SON AND MILTON WAS LIKE: "OMG! HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN!? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHILDCARE," AS ANDREA IS YELLING AND GRUNTING FROM THE OTHER ROOM AND THEN THEY LET HIM IN AND HE SEES HER AND HIS TUBBY LITTLE SAUSAGE-LINK SON AND GOES: "nailed it."
- and other days I just cry for the things I will never have.
He’d be lying if he said he hadn’t thought about it. Biologically speaking, it was nearly impossible for a healthy, red-blooded American male not to. But in his case, if he was being perfectly honest with himself, he’d never experienced any pressing need to put the ultimate expression of human sexuality to the test.
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