hello, dears. i am very worried at the state of this town. everyone is smoking the devils lettuce, rubbing fronts, dressing up like skankalanks, using the lords name in vain, etc! who do you think the most blasphemous harlots out there is?
Oh, my dear, you have to come to the bridge club meetings some time. We would love a quick witted and moral mind such as yours among our midsts. And a little youthful blood for makeup tips! June’s foundation never matches her neck. Though, if I have to change the topic to the whores of Jericho (a nasty word, but the only one that seems applicable to these women!) I think Miss Mimi Dunne, Miss Pippa Espina are the two biggest harlots of the bunch, but I hear Oliver Halonen and Marty Gilford are quite sexually explicit — at least they’re monogamous.
— Grandma Bertha