#pippa espina.

[anoetics]

"   i didn't just bring vodka. there's mixers as well. i'm not a savage.   " / @sideyard

[jerichogossip]

hello, dears. i am very worried at the state of this town. everyone is smoking the devils lettuce, rubbing fronts, dressing up like skankalanks, using the lords name in vain, etc! who do you think the most blasphemous harlots out there is?

Oh, my dear, you have to come to the bridge club meetings some time. We would love a quick witted and moral mind such as yours among our midsts. And a little youthful blood for makeup tips! June’s foundation never matches her neck. Though, if I have to change the topic to the whores of Jericho (a nasty word, but the only one that seems applicable to these women!) I think Miss Mimi Dunne, Miss Pippa Espina are the two biggest harlots of the bunch, but I hear Oliver Halonen and Marty Gilford are quite sexually explicit — at least they’re monogamous. 

— Grandma Bertha 

[anoetics]

@mcllilla​   !

“   But, if you want to get ahead in life, sometimes you have to be a bitch.   ”

[musedith]

hopscotch for PIPPA

hopscotch — does your muse like to work out? if not, how else do they move their body from day to day?

she does work out, much to your own chara's chagrin having to see her. while mostly fueled by vodka redbulls and copious amounts of cocaine, pippa does manage to get both her greens and her lunges in. she works out at the gym most days, and if she doesn't at least hops on the treadmill in her house. cos she's rich.

[musedith]

🤝 bucket + pippa<333

texts the other memes at 3 am:

bucket. pippa leaves him on read. 

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable:

both of them, and it never takes more convincing. if i had to pick, though, she's definitely more cautious. 

is the designated driver and who always gets wasted:

they're both wasted, trick question. 

always has to host the impromptu sleepover:

pippa. she doesn't do impromptu sleepvers at his. she has a skincare routine. 

who’s netflix account gets mooched off of:

pippa's. more correctly, pippa's father's.

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie:

she brings both, because she's pickier. bucket's just there for the weed and the company. 

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight:

bucket. 

is the ‘ mom friend ‘:

neither, but if i had to pick, it's him for emotional matters and her for practical matters. 

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail:

neither, because they're always together, shots in hand. 

is the better wingman to the other:

they both excel, not that he needs it anymore. 

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘: 

she's the strong, he's the sweet. 

pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together:

bucket pulls her. she pretends to resist and then busts out her best britney impression. 

[musedith]

🔛 fr pippa. faith, micah, chelsea

PICK BETWEEN THREE ... make love to, have a quickie with, be rough / kinky with?

pippa wants to make sweet, sweet love to micah. she doesn't have a problem with her and realistically, think's she's fine asf. sorry juli. chelsea? she's heard about lawngate, okay. she knows chelsea's got the need for speed. she's the quickie. as for getting freaky? pippa says faith can do whatever she wants * winks * which probably DOES include whacking pippa. now they can just do it gayly.

[musedith]

❖ + does pippa have her gucci on?

“   No. All their ready-to-wear is seriously fugly. Maybe a handbag.   ”

[musedith]

❖ + has pippa had an STD

“   I know there’s rumours from some jealous, small-dicked freaks, but that’s a hard no. I get tested, I use condoms   —   I’m not a fucking idiot. I’m sure there’s more than one man out there who thinks a UTI is the clap, though, so, by that standard, sure.   ”