Mimi since your faves don’t really believe in lies…I have to know what their answer would be to the ‘would you still love me if I was a worm’ question 🌚
izuku: "i'd take such good care of you, don't worry, you'd be the happiest worm that ever existed, in fact let me prepare for this possibility rn."
asta: "you'd have the best life a worm has ever had!" *has absolutely zero plan rn but would have one. plans to make me queen worm*
tanjiro: "i'd take good care of you, then i'd only hope to be reincarnated as a worm too so we can be together forever" *unnecessarily warm smile*
luffy: "that's stupid, i could step on you" *laughs while i pout*
barou: "no and don't ask stupid questions"
reno: "probably not." *goes back to reading manga*
honorable mention: my irl partner who asked me how he'd tell me apart from other worms
candy corn, skittles, and snickers for mimidoriya, mimista, and tanjimimi
m&ms, twix, and almond joy for mimirou and tsumimi
and all of the above for lumimi
man fine okay fajsdlkfja;lsdjfka;s
this is so long but:
candy corn:
mimidoriya - tbh i need to call him itzuku more often thanks for reminding me, and he calls me 'puppy' which is a terrible running joke as you definitely know
mimista - he calls me 'wizard queen' but also 'angel' and ofc i call him my widdle gigachad yes i say that to his face
tanjimimi - tbh he's more traditional and says 'love' and 'sweetheart', i don't use one for him aside from 'baby' which is actually a little odd to him given the time period but he allows
skittles:
mimidoriya - think of me as a bull seeing red but with affection when i see green
mimista - tbh green too but also gold
tanjimimi - different shades of red like fall leaves and auburn and a hot iron over a flame
snickers:
tbh none of these are that funny but:
mimidoriya - he snores and i send him new videos of him doing it at random times of the day
mimista - he's always like you only want me for my status and i'm like where, you don't even have stature
tanjimimi - i always remind him that he's the only person on earth whose sense of smell isn't coupled to his taste buds cuz he likes bland food and he says he's just evolved
m&m's:
mimirou: barou looks like he does up front but it's actually me; my shell is just friendlier so it's harder to see that i have one
tsumimi: tsukasa but that's cuz he's baby inside
twix:
mimirou: tbh we don't really complement each other we augment each other's terrible qualities that's why we're toxic, but i do make him fly off the handle less often and be a little nicer and he helps me defend myself more (or does it for me). also gasses me up because he's the king so clearly i am the queen.
tsumimi: i remind him he doesn't have to be strong all the time and he can let other people care for him and feel all those negative feelings without crumbling, and he reminds me that i'm stronger and smarter than i believe i am, and also keeps me safe
almond joy:
mimirou: i like bragging about him as often as possible in public and he likes that shit unfortunately and tries to do it too but it's embarrassing when he does it
tsumimi: always brings me little gifts every day to remind me he's thinking of me all the time. he's also into cheesy poetry
i cannot believe i have a luffy section:
candy corn: i'm calling him lulu lemon and he can't stop me and he also doesn't know what i'm talking about. when he used to look for me at the hospital when we first met he used to call me 'the pretty doctor' to other people although he doesn't use nicknames that much when we start dating
skittles: tbh golden yellow which is funny because i don't even like the color yellow but i think it fits for him, given the straw hat and the joy, and the spice and the pirate searching for gold and everything yk
snickers: when i pull a steaming hot kebab out of my forehead randomly during a pause on the ship or when i want him to shut up it never ceases to entertain and delight him, it's like a pacifier
m&m's: i think luffy has a tougher outer shell tbqh he's a little harder to crack i would say not so much because he's trying to but because he makes it a little hard for you to even know to dig deeper
twix: so i saw this thing about infj (me) and esfp (him) and it said it's the union of empathy and joy and like idk if that type is truly his type but i would say for us that's the best description. i would like to think i curb his selfishness when it starts to get detrimental (even though it's rare) and he curbs my insistence on overextending myself when it starts to take away from my happiness. he's also a lot bolder where i am more careful and less of an overthinker while i am more conscientious and we strike a balance
almond joy: i think luffy is honestly easily placated by just me being willing to spend time with him and i think he is always asking me a lot of questions big and small which makes me feel important to him
@oooohno tumblr ate your ask but in short i nitpick with izuku all the time (#hagwife), tanjiro rarely because he indulges me less, barou and i’s petty arguments are explosive HAHHAHAHA, tsukasa doesn’t argue with me he just says no (rarely) and i’m like damn true, and i’m afraid of suo jfjfkfkfkfk
please answer the poll for your selfships!! (as many as you want)
what have i told yall about making me answer my own questions?
anyway
mimidoriya: podcast and i frequently get in trouble for saying things and he has to fix my awful mouth
mimista: fitness lifestyle vlog except he’s doing all that and i’m there for emotional support. tbh he has like hard mode exercises and i do like beginner stuff it works
lumimi: travel and omg it would be so cute honestly and he makes me do all the kinds of stuff i swore i’ll never do before meeting him like skydiving etc
tanjimimi: self help and meditation lifestyle uwu
mimirou: fashion, gossip and sports talk show but we’re both constantly posting notes apps apologies. tbh it’s just me apologizing he says he said what he said and i’m like he did not say what he said and he’s like i absolutely said what i said
as good as dinner and love hotel for three nights in a row while we're both in tokyo then pretending that we don't give a crap about each other on the third night while secretly saving ourselves for each other until we cross paths again hehehe
wistful ౨ৎ what’s your sex life like?
tbh i don't see barou as much of a horndog he seems to be more focused on like doing what he needs to do to be the Best so it's fine if sex doesn't happen that often but when it does it Does... oh it does...
Okay but you slipping your panties in Barou’s suit jacket after one of your tension filled banters as your trump card after one of your shows makes my head spin!
pretending to keep it cool and act unaffected like he just gets designer panties fresh off the runway all the time but hurrying to the nearest bathroom to huff and puff and blow his biggest load ever