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*Rosy & Button on their 4th year anniversary date while Nick and Gray spies on them from a bush*
Rosy: *Kneels on one knee*
Nick: OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING!
Gray: Huh? I thought you hated Kim?
Nick: The poison’s kicking in.
Gray: THE WHAT?!!
Button: *Helping Kim stand up* SOMEONE CALL 911!
🙋🙋♀️Not paying attention gang 🙋♂️🙋♀️
Rosy: You fainted. Do you remember anything?
Button: Uhm…only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Rosy: There was no ambulance. I drove you.
Button: I’m pretty sure I heard a siren…
Rosy: That was your brother.
Nick: Sorry I got nervous, traffic wasn’t moving.

Glitch, calling Rosy at 2am: ROSY WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Rosy, obviously pissed abt waking up: Is button dying?
Glitch: No.
Rosy: Did vengeance bomb another office?
Glitch: No, but listen-
Rosy: Then it’s not an emergency *hangs up*
Button: What did they say?! What do we do about the portal to hell that spawned in the living room?
Glitch: They said it wasn’t an emergency…
Zarneki, crawling out of the demon’s mouth: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!
Glitch: The first one to reply is gat
Glitch: *gay
Glitch: ….Wait a second
I’ve been playing around with an incorrect quote generator and I got these gems:
Nick: Ow!
Rosy: What’s wrong?
Nick: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Rosy: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
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Glitch: You f***ers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Rosy: Spear.
Glitch: BLOCKED.
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Reese: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
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Nick: Bonjour, Kim. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Rosy: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Nick: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
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Nick: I wasn't that drunk
Sally: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important
Nick: YOU ARE!!
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Glitch: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.
Button: Way to just f*** me up on a Tuesday.
Beautiful.
Thanks for the incorrect quotes anon :DD
Rosy: Hello Button, would you like to join our game of scrabble?
Button: Sounds fun-
Nick: Don’t.
Button: ???
Gray: It’s a nightmare.
Button: What do you mean? scrabble is easy.
Gray: Not when you’re playing with Rosy it’s not.
Nick: I PUT DOG AND THEY PUT STUFF LIKE ICONOCLAST!!
Rosy: …
Nick: WHAT EVEN IS ICONOCLAST?!
Button: How many licks do you think it takes to reach the center of a lolipop-
Glitch: 378.
Button: …
Glitch: …
Button: Did- Did you-
Glitch: It took 4 hours. My tongue bled a lot, but it was worth it.
