#mindmismanagement

[edwardashley]

me: why didnt we watch Jared Harris playing Hamlet at the New Jersey Shakespeare Festival in 2001

Thomas: oh yeah im sure i really would have enjoyed that at the tender age of SIX YEARS OLD

Cornelia: CAN YOU ALL SHUT UP ABOUT JARED HARRIS

me: you having to listen to me yell about Jared Harris is the experience I have listening to you all talk about people I don’t remember from our high school

Will: somehow.... i doubt that

[edwardashley]

I LOVE MY BEST FRIENDS

[edwardashley]

Cornelia: I like Clara Oswald! me: okay, why? Cornelia: one, shes super cute! two, oh my god her boobs. three, shes just so sweet and nice and cool and put together. four, gOD HER OUTFITS are So good!!! so pretty!!! me: . . . you say youre 100% straight buuuut are you sure? cause that was pretty fucking gay, Ceec.

[edwardashley]

shoutout to my best friend Cornelia for dragging me around the museum and every time we entered a new gallery room with portraits yelling "HEY LOOK TEPI ITS YOUR FAVORITE OLD WHITE DUDES"

[edwardashley]

having dinner with my best friend more like yelling at each other in public for being gross also wrestling in Grand Central and sharing a milkshake and bitching about her making me cover the tip i love you babe

[edwardashley]

Cornelia is cooking me sausage for dinner "hey tepi, do you want to help me with these . . . SAUSAGES?" "sure. you know i know all about the sausages." 😉 "RIGHT! cause youve taken it up the ass!" *facepalm*

[edwardashley]

we're watching TV and Cornelia's fav died and shes sCREAMING and sobbing and hYPERVENTILATING and yelling "WHY TEPI. WHY DO THEY DO THIS." i know the feels

[edwardashley]

me: Hey Dipper has a hat! He could run for mayor. Cornelia: No Tepi! HES TOO YOUNG. WE CANT HAVE ANOTHER ICE TOWN.