#mindyourfuckinglanguage

[majorchabi]

Actual Grandma takes days to eat dinner aCtUaLlY studies professional shade thrower SHORT too fucking cute

excuse you just because i like to enjoy a good meal!! also thanks i think i should make that my title: professional shade thrower SHORT MY ASS EVEN YOU’RE SHORTER THAN PARK JIMIN SO YOU CAN SUCK IT WITH YOUR WHITE PEOPLE GENETICS OKAY

[majorchabi]

this was mostly for hol but then i remembered yall (fuck i should become a rapper)

click on dis

[charming-danger]

Hello! When you get this ask, please answer it with 5 things that make you happy, and then send it to the last 10 people you've had notes from! lmaooo back at ya

okayyy here we go:

bigbang & exo having combacks

my biases being successful and loved

hot chocolate

cuddling with my cat~

remembering dreams

[majorchabi]

when you get this ask, list 5 things that make you happy and pass this on to the last 10 people that reblogged/liked something on your blog! yo! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I WILL REIGN SUPREME

you

will

end

by

my 

HANDS

[majorchabi]

Hello! When you get this ask, please answer it with 5 things that make you happy, and then send it to the last 10 people you've had notes from! F I G H T M E

HOL

HOL

HOL

HOL

FOOD  HOL

WANNA GO MATE?!?!!

[ijustwannabangyongguk]

Once you get this you have to post 6 random facts about yourself and then pass it on to 10 of your lovely followers❤

Tagged by mindyourfuckinglanguage and 2junkwanglover thanks lovelies!

I am a “mildish” germaphobe.

I don’t like getting touched.

I don’t understand hugs? like......why do we need to stand close and wrap limbs around each other in happiness?

Why is my skin so shiny?

I like my nails. They’re tough as...nails..

I have a horrible memory. Horrible.

That’s me.

Imma tag new followers so I can get to know you! Do it if you want :)

just-fanfiction-no-hate, chan-yeol-o, bemyonlybase, nacseohmygod, jiminieparkoppa, dianoleon, bbuinq, choco-banas, bangtan--trash, quest-immersion

[cutekookie]

dis thing ~SOME REAL CREEPY SHIT, GET YOUR FIX.~ 35, 40, 50, 65, 71 & 79

thank u dude ^^

35. Did you have a dream last night?

no! i literally never have dreams (or at least, never remember them), its so weird

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

yeah it was alright thanks, i mean school was p good & bangtan won first again, but taehyung, man…tae was so sad and its rly upsetting, im rly worried abt him

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

ummm packing my bag for hol’s, but instead… here i sit….on my phone….

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

technically yes, i think, but its been on for agesss

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

ok so tbh im not comfortable around many people, but with jay and hol i am completely myself, and even if they judge me for my jikook obsession (i dont blame them tbh) i trust them with everything, and know that even tho im annoying and weird and i talk too much, theyre gonna always be there for me anyway, and i dont think i rly tell them enough how much i appreciate and love them. srsly y’all. youre the best.

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

hol/jay im seeing in like 30 minutes which im super excited abt, but otherwise imma say that i rly wanna see my friend marcia bc its been ages and i miss her like crazy!

[majorchabi]

If you could spend one day with a BTS member, who would you choose and what would you like to do with him? Reply with a summary of that day (doesn’t have to be too long) and send this to your 10 favorite blogs. Have a nice day! ♥

basically just answered this but i guess i should change the member now. 

hm.

er.

thanks hol.

i shall now proceed to pretend that we can all communicate flawlessly w/o aid.

so probs jk?

what to do?

laugh/cry at my lack of achievement (on the inside) and then proceed to learn dance from him + mr son because yass and then proceed to fucking whoop his ass in my dance style because son u screwed. so screwed. then to further increase my douchebaggy competitiveness, intelligence battle bitch :’) i’ll even make it general knowledge - no specific genre. suck it.

okay that aside like. talk. what else would you do. like general stuff wow yes doesn’t school suck hahah wait you barely go lmao sorry. or like food. how indian food is better, ofc + taste testers because cultures whoot whoot.

oh and just observe ofc.

ty for asking bub :)