#minecraft rocks

[thegimmicky]

On the Minecraft rocky mountain

[queensparklekitten]

How many of these Minecraft players do you know, and how many are you

SHITPOST WARNING

Types of players I can recall at the moment (anyone can fit into more than one)

-kills everything and everyone they see for the heck of it, even if they have no reason to

-has default skin and likes it

-only plays on servers, can name at least 5 servers without googling

-has sworn off servers forever

-uses a Herobrine skin, probably thought they could fool people into thinking they actually were Herobrine when they first got that skin

-eats rotten flesh even though it’s poisonous

-only goes on servers so they can troll people

-thought they were a pro during their noob phase

-could name at least 10 Minecraft YouTubers without hesitating, rarely actually plays Minecraft 

-uses complex emoticons in chat on servers

-never went though a noob phase and you don’t trust them because of it

-ragequits at the drop of a hat

-goes mining in creative mode

-forced older relatives to play minecraft, gets exasperated when they forget the controls 5 minutes after the controls were explained

-never does anything except build, at least half their worlds are superflat and creative mode

-uses a “naked” skin

-really wants to fight the wither in survival mode, would probably die within 5 minutes of spawning it

-cheats on servers and doesn’t try to hide it

-makes fun of people who only play on peaceful mode

-obsessed with endermen

-has come home to find their house/creation griefed several times

-despises anyone who doesn’t hate roblox

-types in ALL CAPS in chat

-writes Minecraft parodies

-has a farm because they can, gave names and tons of food to all the animals and would never let anything kill them

-is the worst nightmare of the above mentioned player

-has breakdowns when their game lags 

-will never let you forget that they killed the enderdragon 

-lives for new updates 

-steals from everyone, doesn’t care

-only plays in hardcore mode and you’re scared shitless of them because of it

-100% going to get double teamed in minecraft hunger games

-terrifyingly good at redstone

-griefer

-somehow manages to get lost even when they have a map

-writes minecraft fanfiction

-lowkey wants to date a certain YouTuber

-their minecraft skin is a fictional character no one else has ever heard of

-somehow managed to find a mob spawner room without chests once, still feels ripped off

-seriously considered quitting minecraft forever when microsoft bought it

-token pocket edition user, all their friends use PC or console

-makes inhumanly complex pixel art

-makes and posts their own minecraft videos, always says “THIS is the one that will make me a famous youtuber” before recording their videos. Still isn’t famous. 

-once loaded their sibling’s Minecraft world and either griefed everything to the ground, died in lava, or both. Got beaten up for it

-taught you how to download mods

-used to play ironically, now plays unironically

[thegimmicky]

Minecraft castle on the hill

[thegimmicky]

Minecraft rocky mountain

[thegimmicky]

On the Minecraft lake...

[thegimmicky]

Near the Minecraft river...

[betancesmasterminers-blog]

KEEP CALM and LOVE MINECRAFT